Indian authorities fear that Trump could be attacked by monkeys at the Taj Mahal

[underpants]

'If monkeys attack Donald Trump's entourage, it will be a disaster': Indians fear not enough has been done to protect the President from primate 'terror' ahead of his Taj Mahal visit
Monkeys harassing tourists have become a major problem at India's Taj Mahal
Donald Trump is expected to visit the landmark on Monday with his wife Melania
Locals fear that a large troop of monkeys could be impossible to control

There are around 500 to 700 macaque monkeys living in and around the monument, it is believed.

Brij Bhushan, head of the Taj Mahal security force, said last year that police had received locally-made slingshots to fend off the monkeys.

'We found that monkeys get scared by just seeing us brandishing these slingshots,' he said at the time.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8019775/Indians-fear-Donald-Trump-attacked-monkeys-Taj-Mahal.html

[Throck]

1. Might be a close genetic link.

My apologies to the monkeys.

[sheshe2]

2. Sounds like Trumpers at a rally. nt

[FM123]

3. "Trump could be attacked by monkeys at the Taj Mahal"

I just love every single word in that sentence!

[Sanity Claws]

5. I agree

I love what I am visualizing.

[FirstLight]

8. bahahahaha!

I hope they run off with his hair! lmao! ...and throw some poop too!

[Kurt V.]

4. its a loss of habitat. for trump.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. Must see tv

wonder if melania will get her princess Di photo op

[underpants]

9. Oh please let there be poo!

[Freedomofspeech]

7. That would be epic.

I never watch that filthy bastard but I would watch a video of that over and over!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. But I thought he was the alpha male Orangutan.

[BBG]

11. Someone start a go fund me to hire those monkeys!

Put me down for a solid c note.

[Ohiogal]

12. Go Monkeys!!

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Hope he's wearing a banana-scented aftershave!

[Dan]

14. No chance of that, the monkeys are afraid of getting a STD

From him.

[tanyev]

15. Dear God, if it happens, please let there be video.

Thank you,
tanyev

[magicarpet]

16. Think of the poor monkeys,...

trDump's flesh must be as poisonous and toxic as his countenance, his civility, and his composure.

Well they could always yum-yum,... then vomit it up - before they swallowed.

[handmade34]

17. I can only fantasize

[VOX]

18. Like the final minutes of Herzog's "Aguirre, the Wrath of God."

Just a psychopath and hundreds of monkeys.
(Sorry the subtitles are in Spanish.)

[Thomas Hurt]

19. Isn't Trump a germaphobe, someone should tell him Ebola comes from monkeys.

[DavidDvorkin]

20. The video would go viral instantly.

[tblue37]

21. One can only hope. nt

[dewsgirl]

22. Please God, I will be good for the rest of my life....🤞.

[underpants]

24. LOL

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

23. Quick! Outfit those monkeys with MAGA hats!

[alphafemale]

25. Animals know evil when they see it.

Just saying.

[Generic Brad]

26. Could they be conditioned to eat grapes?

You know....what if there were 6 foot mannequins with yellow wigs placed all around the Taj Mahal with grapes nested in the wigs? What would ensue?

[Beartracks]

29. Or... mushrooms?

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[Beartracks]

27. Ironic, seeing as how he's surrounded by trained monkeys all the time at home. n/t

[underpants]

30. ✅

[Blue Owl]

28. trump or monkey?

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[Hermit-The-Prog]

31. Don't be afraid. The monkeys will be fine.

[blue neen]

32. A video of that would be a wonderful gift!

Yes, indeed!

[Ilsa]

33. Trump-attacking Monkeys would be so cool!

But I think we need more of them, since 2 or three are dead.

[hedda_foil]

34. Make it so, monkeys! Please make it so!!😂

[johnnyplankton]

35. Go Monkeys!

Unless they end up worshiping him as a God...

[doc03]

36. How soon he going to India?

[Kid Berwyn]

37. If anyone ever deserved to be attacked by monkeys...

...at the Taj Mahal, it would have to be Presidump Drumpf.

[Bayard]

38. Praying to the Monkey Gods....

[misanthrope]

39. Something like this?