Not Only is he illiterate, he can't count either

[Under The Radar]

Trump jokes that he’ll stay in office for 26 more years — and all his media critics are ‘going to miss us’

[captain queeg]

1. If he doesn't burn the world down future generations will look back and say WTF

It wasn’t an evil genius that destroyed the US, it was a barely functional clown with a painted face. It would be less humiliating if it was a evil genius. Though I suppose Vlad might fit the bill

[democratisphere]

2. 26 more years is no joke.

king con truly believes he is now a dictator for life.

[Straw Man]

5. What I wonder is ...

... where on earth that tub of rancid French-fry fat gets the idea that he will live for 26 more years. That would take him to the ripe old age of 99. The way he looks and sounds, he'll be lucky to live 26 more months.

[democratisphere]

6. Only the good die young.

This evil, rotten SOB will live on forever.

[Norbert]

7. Maybe true but a shitty diet will catch up to him

maybe more sooner than later.

[democratisphere]

8. Still hoping for the Big Mac Heart Attack.

[onecaliberal]

3. Why shouldn't he believe that? Who will do anything about it?

No one!

[struggle4progress]

4. If he tried anything like that, I think many people would decide it's open season on Republicans

Even his sense of humor reveals unsound his mind is

[Under The Radar]

9. The point is that 26 years doesnt break down into complete terms

Plus if he did the math 26 years will make him 99 years old where his experience as a casino owner should indicate the odds of him dying of hamburger clotting his main arteries long before 26 years have passed.