I've been invited to go on a cruise with Michele Bachmann..

[Permanut]

and Tony Perkins and Jerry Boykin. Eleven days to Israel. Well, actually, I heard the invitation on local "Christian" radio, and I'm sure it was intended for all good "Christians".

Eleven days with those three. Think about that.

I'd rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of flaming gasoline.

Just saying.

[Greybnk48]

1. Lucky you! I would rather go to China and lick doorknobs! n/t

[MFM008]

10. Lol

Yeah being shoved on a boat with 1000
Other people whos health is unknown in the middle
Of a global virus outbreak?
Sign me up!

[James48]

2. I'd love to go on a cruise with them!!

And then, on day two at sea, start coughing at breakfast, and mention to those sitting at my table that I just came back from a cruise ship in Japan, where I was quarantined for 14 days for Coronavirus...

[Permanut]

3. Okay, I'm signing up..

A sacrifice for my country.

[BlueTsunami2018]

4. International waters, anchor, drinking.

Could be a fun trip. 🤷‍♂️

[2naSalit]

5. Did you have to answer three questions first?

I can't imagine the appeal there!

[mnmoderatedem]

6. aboard the USS Gerrymander?

[safeinOhio]

7. Some great groups for your entertainment.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. Oh, no, can't you just post some Rick Astley? That was horrible!

[safeinOhio]

22. Rick Rolled

Pass it on.

[GaYellowDawg]

8. Damn, I was going to tell you to toss her overboard.

Sharks wouldn’t attack her, though. Professional courtesy.

[mr_lebowski]

9. Would you rather sandpaper the ass of an alligator in a phone booth? (nt)

[MFM008]

11. Or shove elbow macaroni

Up the butt of a man eating tiger in a phone booth?

[mr_lebowski]

12. Why would a man be eating tiger?

Oh ... n/m, I got it.

[MFM008]

16. Oh boy

[struggle4progress]

13. "Suffer irreparable brain damage? Or cast myself despairingly into the sea? Decisions, decisions!"

[yortsed snacilbuper]

14. Sup with a long spoon.

[Sanity Claws]

15. Don't go! Think of the temptation you would face.

Every time one of those fuckers walked near the side of the ship, you would be tempted to give them a big push.
You may not be able to say no to such temptation. We need you for the election in November to make sure the Big Orange Fucker in the White House gets removed.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Religiouis "getaways" are some of the biggest fuckfests on the planet. Lots of horny people.

.

With strange ways to justify their promiscuousness.

.

[Vogon_Glory]

18. If I were to sail on a ship of fools

I’d want more entertaining company.

“Ships of Fools” were once a long-standing trope for mockery. I’m surprised nobody’s linked this trope with that cruise and taken it out for a spin.

[whistler162]

19. A 3 hour cruise?

hope the weather doesn't get rough.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. Marooned with most extreme obnoxious pseudo-xtians around. Yikes! nt

[lindysalsagal]

23. There have to be some slippery spots on deck, weak railings,

Rocking waves.....sure hope she gets home ok.....