Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles

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WASHINGTON—Noting the former congressman’s deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles.
“Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless milquetoast little weaklings across the United States that if they want a place in politics, they can have it,” said Heritage Foundation spokesperson Katherine Primm, adding that she was grateful so many young candy-ass pushovers had the chance to see someone just like them not just get elected but also become speaker of the House. “Before Paul Ryan, you’d never see a spineless coward taking charge, but now, faint-of-heart boys and girls will finally have the determination to become leaders and then cower in front of more powerful people and bend to their will. Before, it was just the brave who led—but thankfully, that era is behind us forever.”
At press time, thousands of newly inspired chickenshit Americans had reportedly begun fundraising for congressional runs in 2020.

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1. Love It!

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2. K&R

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3. Not Gutless

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The problem is that young republicans are not gutless. They are the high school bullies and mean girls that made your life hell in 8 through 12 grades. They are vipers who have found a political party that praises their every savage sadistic impulse and feeds their lust for power. They have the morality of an death camp guard who really enjoys their job. They are the future Hanitie's, Carlson's, Ingraham's and Limbaugh's. Now that they have been set free and shown a way to power by Trump, they are going to be with us for a long, long time.