Donald Trump JR: killed and eaten by grizzly bear.

[shockey80]

Now that would be justice. I cannot begin to tell you how much I hate trophy hunters. They are the lowest form of human life. I am not against hunting, just as long as you eat what you kill. No one eats grizzly bear. No one eats lions, or rhinos, or elephants.

[Coventina]

1. It would be the only benefit Trump Jr ever had for any living being. A good meal.

[malaise]

3. Eating that rotten scumbag

may kill the poor bear

[Coventina]

4. Good point. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

2. Bears know better

than to eat rotten meat

[hlthe2b]

5. Mother Nature will eventually step in... If it is to be at the "hand" of a bear, well, let it be...

grizzly...

[apcalc]

6. Follow up: The bear died from eating rotten meat.

[apcalc]

7. May the bear rest in piece.

[jmowreader]

11. No possible way

Rotten meat is a huge part of a grizzly’s normal diet. A griz that ate a Trump would die of intestinal blockage.

[ChazInAz]

30. They do relish garbage.

[Prue]

22. Hahahahahahahaha

Very witty

[magicarpet]

32. If the bear ate toxic & rotten trDump meat,..

.... they would suffer atrophy of the brain. The type the trDump family has is contagious and severely debilitating.

[VOX]

8. As Junior himself infamously said, "I love it!"

Go bears!

Seriously, I loathe trophy hunters as well. I donate generously to animal conservancy non-profits in the effort to stop this murder.

[Buns_of_Fire]

20. Da Bears!

[VOX]

39. Hah!

That vintage SNL “phrase” did cross my mind! Glad you formalized it!

[CaptYossarian]

9. My favorite scene in Crocodile Dundee is when the kangaroo "shot back".

Life sometimes imitates art.

[Faux pas]

10. Karma

needs to come calling on the whole fam damnly, the sooner the better. Sending the vibes out to the universe every day!

[Buns_of_Fire]

21. If we can get the timing right, Junior will be eaten by bears

about the same time his old man is being eaten by monkeys at the Taj Mahal (the real one, not his laundromat in Atlantic City).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. We don't want to give bears indigestion from all that hair grease and bad attitude,

but if it happens I hope they don't find anything but his brand-new designer boots.



Kind of like the poacher in Africa who was eaten by lions and nothing was left but his pants.

[lame54]

17. Jr. seen here doing Brawny Man cosplay

[SunSeeker]

25. LOL

[lunatica]

28. The clothes are still stiff, with fold marks even

At least they thought to hide the price tag stickers.

[NBachers]

19. I would advise sending a trained forensic recovery team with corpse dogs to grid-survey that area.

Nice new shoes, but the ball-scratchin' pose needs a little modification.

[ChazInAz]

34. His "Workin' Man" costume.

I'll wager his soft little paws have no callouses or scars to back up the pose.

[packman]

13. And after eating him a few hours later the bear shitted him out

And no one could tell the difference.

[MyOwnPeace]

14. Not nice to tease..........

That lead line for the post had me all set and ready to send my "thoughts and prayers."

Alas, it WAS too good to be true........

[lame54]

15. The burp heard round the world

[Botany]

16. Bear can maul him to death but he/she should not.

... touch him. Trump meat is toxic.

[jls4561]

18. The Michael Vick rule should apply

[Richard D]

23. It really is only done by disgusting sub-humans

It is disappointing it wasn't true.

[SunSeeker]

24. Oh damn. Don't play with us like that. This was almost a good day.

But for a split second, before I read the body of your post, it was a good day.

[MontanaMama]

26. I doubt it'll be a real hunt...

where he hikes in and stalks the animal. He'll have outfitters that find the bear for him, he'll get out of the truck and pull the trigger and someone else will handle the details for him after he gets his photo op. That's how he rolls. I guarantee it.

[William Seger]

35. And then, when he gets home and looks in his pants

... still the same little mushroom dick, just like his old man.

[Skittles]

27. I despise ANYONE who is entertained by slaughtering animals

they make me sick

[smirkymonkey]

31. So do I. This disgusts me beyond belief.

I hope the bear gets to him first and rips him limb from limb.

[lunatica]

33. I agree!

And don’t tell me it’s OK if they eat what they hunt. Go to the damn supermarket if you want meat.

[Skittles]

36. they NEVER admit it

they'll claim they need the food or they to keep the population down or whatever, they never admit they enjoy killing - I guess that is what it takes to stalk and kill

[paleotn]

29. I thought you were going to say....

Made you look!!

[2naSalit]

37. Bears eat a lot of thongs but they won't eat human excrement.

[doc03]

38. First good headline I have read in like

4 years

[Hassin Bin Sober]

40. Don't tease me.

[PETRUS]

41. It would be even better if a tortoise took him out.