trump's next unhinged policy

[mercuryblues]

Mercurybluesnewz

Last night at one of trump's rallies he introduced his new plan for the economy. Nuclear explosions for the economy. His fans cheered him on. Knowing more than a nuclear scientist, he explained how this would work. We already have the bombs, why not use them. It's like they are free. Just sitting there waiting to be used. What's better than that he proclaimed to loud cheers of blow it up.

Russia did it in the 50's to 80's and look how prosperous they are now. We will be able to reroute rivers. California are you listening? If you don't agree to my plan to allow Devin Nunes' farm water we'll blow up the river bed and divert all the rivers to farmland. Farmers will save so much on not having to irrigate that your pistachio's will be cheaper. Who doesn't like pistachios? I love them. I eat the red ones, it helps with my complexion. I have a great complexion, the best. Here that Iran? We'll beat you in pistachio production and the trade war. Tariffs will eliminate the deficit as I promised. Promises made, promises kept. We'll kill Iran without even bombing them and Mexico will pay for it.

Fracking will be a thing of the past, we'll detonate an underground explosion and the wells will drill themselves. Self drilling wells, I just came up with that phrase, don't you like it? I do. Next year we'll be able to do this on the ocean floor, no more offshore drilling, you hear that Horizon. You'll never be able to pollute our oceans again. Obama was bad on that, he let them do it. He was bad for the environment. Never thought about how our nuclear technology could help the economy. And the Nobel prize committee gave him an award for that. They are a fake award company, he used your tax dollars to buy the award then took the prize money and gave it to college funds for illegals. He wouldn't even pay taxes on the money. IRS are you listening? Obama cheated on his taxes. I'll have them look into his taxes. The crowd went wild with Lock him up chants.

Going into more details on his nuclear explosions for the economy stupid. trump explained that Putin told him that the Russian program also created craters used to store nuclear waste. What a deal. We can reroute rivers, create lakes, open mining pits and bring oil deposits to the ground, while the explosions also creates pits to store their own waste.

That is when the crowd went insanely wild with chants of bomb, bomb, bomb, California for the economy stupid.


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Russia really did have a Nuclear bombs for the economy program. we know trump's all things Russia love. he has also wondered why we don't use our nukes. Putin's puppet would gladly do this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Explosions_for_the_National_Economy

[DFW]

1. What did we expect by now?

[smirkymonkey]

2. Are you serious?

This is really scaring me.

[mercuryblues]

3. No. the post is sarcasm

Russia really did have a nuclear explosions for the economy program. I actually wouldn't put it past trump to try this. It wouldn't shock me. Do you think the current crop of republican senators would stop him if he did? I don't.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Phew!

You can never tell these days. That's how insane he is. It would not surprise me if he came up with something that bat-shit crazy. And, no. I don't think any republican senators would try to stop him if he did.