"Eat your heart out, Gandhi!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("My spiritual side is like a turd in a punch-bowl" )Trump is saying: "I came to India to find inner peace, but there's still a cartoon riot going on in the middle of my skull."

[Zoonart]

1. The wheels on the bus go round and round...

[get the red out]

2. If I don't get a burger soon

I'll just eat this guy.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. "I think I shit myself!"

[Vinca]

14. He really does look like he's sitting on a toilet. LOL.

[Sneederbunk]

4. It's not a glowing orb, but will have to do.

[ooky]

5. "Man, I need to sit down anywhere I can

and rest my 239 pounds".

[Thomas Hurt]

10. 270-275

[VOX]

18. 285-325 lbs.

[HarlanPepper]

19. He's three bills if he's an ounce.

[ooky]

22. His head alone is about a hundred pounds

I'm guessing about 290-295 for all of him.

[Afromania]

6. He looks like he's about ready to topple over sideways.

[Johonny]

7. So you're not worried about this windmill thing giving us cancer, right?

[tishaLA]

8. "WHY THE HELL ISN'T SOMEONE HELPING ME STAND UP?!

WHERE'S MICK? WHERE'S JARED?

IVANKA!"

[CaptYossarian]

9. "Even here, I still can't see my shoes."

[lpbk2713]

11. It takes three SS Men to get him back up when he squats down like that.

And he thinking ... "Oh shit. The cameras are rolling."

[shanti]

12. Is this the only pic of him and Modi?

I can't recall ever seeing him without shoes.

[skip fox]

13. D.T. is thinking:

"Hell we could put stiff rubber paddles at the end of each arm and sell tickets at Mar-o-Lago as part of our Spring Spankathon."

[bdamomma]

15. why is he in India?

nt

[VOX]

17. 45 owns numerous properties there, plus PM Modi is a nationalist...

And Trump gets photo ops pretending to be an international phenomenon who’s adored worldwide.

It’s all a load of horseflop.

[bdamomma]

20. oh thanks

I figured it was regarding only his interests.

[skip fox]

16. India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi is saying:

"Mr. President! Mr. President! You can't do that there. That's a Hindu mediation stool, not a . . . Awh geez! . . . This is s sacred place. . . . Oh what have you done, Mr. President? . . . How could you? . . . Geez!"


President Trump replies: "Let me borrow your shawl there for a minute, Modi-boy, and I'll be right with you."

[BigDemVoter]

21. Ugh. He's shaped like a "wheeble."

As in "Wheebles wobble but they don't fall down." I suspect THIS one would tumble down, as he rarely, if ever, gets any exercise and gobbles up any McDonald's burgers in sight. . . What. . a. . . HOG. This is the president of our country on a foreign trip representing US. .

Feel better?

[LawnKorn]

23. So this is the actual Sitar that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi mesmerized the Beatles with!