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PresiDented Trump is saying: "How to deal with the Coronavirus? . . . Keep an extra tissue around. . . . You know, they come in those handy little packs that can fit into your pocket. . . . Nothing to worry about. . . . By the way, I learned all this from Michele Bachmann."
Laelth
(32,017 posts)I can assure you, that is indicative of nothing else about my person.
-Laelth
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Makes me feel stabby.
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)skip fox
(19,356 posts)"By proclamation, I hereby make every day April Fool's Day. . . . Then my administration will feel right at home!"
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)American president--at least since Lincoln. I'm betting even better than Lincoln. Grabbed a lot of p*ssy back in the day. Yeah, it's a great finger, alright.
I'm not used to holding up THAT finger though. The one next to it gets a lot more use--if you know what I mean. Um, what was I talking about?"
Trump, after 20 minutes of admiring his finger and not drawing a breath.
Adderrall: Is there anything it can't do?
Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
Johonny
(20,674 posts)They want you to be afraid. So afraid. So very afraid. They want you to think I've been off getting circle jerked in India and haven't been on top of it. I want you to know that I know everything, everything, possible that it is possible to possibly know about this possible virus. Everything. I don't want to stress that, though. The thing is, the economy, it's very good right now, how's your 409 doing? But the media, they don't want a good economy. They want a virus, a simple cold, imported from China and the Democrats they love Chinese imports but not this virus. I find that interesting. I find that very interesting. But we're on top of this, it, the virus. I got top people in the CDC that I haven't fired yet working on it. The acting director of homeland security, the acting surgeon general and the actor from Joanie Loves Chachi all working along with Jared to make an impenetrable wall of protection for America so rich people don't catch it. And I want you to know, don't believe a word about this virus, not a word. Unless I or Sean Hannity tell you different. Now if you excuse me but I'm due at my class 5 bio hazard under ground bunker and won't be coming out until Spring.