We're All Gonna Die, 2020
Well, it's that time of year again. We're All Gonna Die has arrived early this year with a new viral infection. The kids are excited about going viral, so it must be a good thing.
I know that many people are catching it and some are not surviving. Rest assured, President Trump and Vice President Pence are on it. They said the sun will burn it away in April. We must all survive till Easter. But if we don't, Mr. Pence said that we will be resurrected on a Sunday. Awesome!
To the last person on DU: May your last post be about corn flake chicken.
To the aliens or future humans: It's difficult to describe what went wrong the last few years. It's a combination of a Russian plot, a system where the person that gets fewer votes wins, science denying freaks for leaders, a sharpie, and lies. We wish you better luck.
Stay strong during these final days brothers and sisters. Stock up on wine coolers and toilet paper. It's been fun!
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But, if I were the last one to post I'd make it about Olive Garden just to be a contrarian. 
I'm joking. 
Olive Garden was a bridge too far. 
not corn flake chicken recipe.
