Pres. FakeJesus: "Get in here Mnuchin and Kellyanne"!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Mnuchin: "Yes sir, busy, but what's up?"

President FakeJesus:. "What in the hell's going on? See on my screen that my market is crashing."

Mnuchin: "It's worries the pandemic will affect the world economy."

President FakeJesus: "Pandemic?? Huh? There are people sick? Do I care? Well people might blame ME?! Who can I blame?"

Kellyann: "Mikey, then you can blame him later!"

President FakeJesus: "Mike, get in here! Pronto."

Pence: "Yes Jesus, I mean Mr. President, Sir."

President FakeJesus: "Gonna put you in charge of something Mikey! We're gonna go on TV. I am going to stand right behind you so people think I am great and can see me on TV. I am going to act like I knew about it all and that I care. You are going to say more than once that I've been working very hard since minute one on this virus thing, ok?"

Pence:. "Sure my master, I mean Mr. President"

President FakeJesus: "Ok now scat! And get my hairdresser in here asap!"

[Renew Deal]

1. I had the same thought

Put Pence in charge and blame him when things go bad.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. And .what I noticed more was his insatiable need to glorify himself.

Pence spoke more about how great his boss was and that he was on top of everything than the health problem itself. And to photo bomb it all was ridiculously obvious.

[lunatica]

2. Thus Mikey is positioned just right to get kicked under the bus.

[Chainfire]

4. That is the point

Pence gets run over, the President selects a black running mate and the election is sealed.