INBOX: "Congressman Matt Gaetz (FL-01) will make a major political announcement at the 2020 Con...

[demmiblue]

INBOX: "Congressman Matt Gaetz (FL-01) will make a major political announcement at the 2020 Conservative Political Action Conference."

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[Dennis Donovan]

1. He's announcing that he's going to run for Mayor of Trump's colon...

[HAB911]

2. He's a shoe-in

[PCIntern]

4. I dunno

Lots o’ competition.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

3. Or he can see Trump's tonsils

With his head so far up his ass.

[JHB]

7. Naw. Putin's hand has priority there.

[whathehell]

5. He seems well-situated there..

[Joinfortmill]

6. He's moving to Moscow

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Keg Stand! Keg Stand! Keg Stand!

[Johonny]

9. He's finally going into rehab?

[NCjack]

10. He will run for FL Senate instead of US House. nt

[Dennis Donovan]

11. No sign of Gaetz @ 3:05p

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[Dennis Donovan]

12. Gaetz announces he will no longer accept campaign contributions from Natl PACs

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[11 Bravo]

13. He will announce that after a careful and detailed examination ...

he can personally attest to the fact that Trump's anal fissures are healing nicely, and his colon polyps are benign.