JUST IN: Stolen SUV Hearse Carrying Casket With Body Inside Crashes in Pursuit

[dalton99a]

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. I hope no body was hurt.

Source: https://www.nwitimes.com/entertainment/arts-and-theatre/svengoolie-chicago-street-theatre-mark-special-anniversaries/article_fe71d30a-fce0-5f4f-ac8b-8089f50a46da.html

[dalton99a]

3. .

[Generic Other]

15. HAHAHAHAHA

Never laugh when a hearse flies by...

[jberryhill]

7. Bonus points for Svengoolie!

Yay

[mahatmakanejeeves]

9. It's the only TV show I make an effort to watch. NT

[jberryhill]

17. The remastered digital prints really make some of those movies pop

[CatWoman]

14. LOL

SVEN!!!!!

[Newest Reality]

2. They will have to bury that case.

[malaise]

4. Years ago a funeral parlor was transporting a female body from the UHWI hospital to their morgue

and the hearse crashed. By the time we reached the intersection on our way home, there were people everywhere telling us that they killed a dead woman. We thought it particularly cold but funny. I nevr forgot it.

[dalton99a]

11. Good one!

[Mme. Defarge]

5. How mortifying!

[Miguelito Loveless]

6. A "Lincoln Navigator hearse"

That is America is a NUTshell.

[jberryhill]

8. I hope I'm still doing interesting things after I die

I dunno. I think it would be kind of a cool footnote.

[Renew Deal]

10. One person was found dead at the scene

[MagickMuffin]

12. So, was this woman waiting all night before her funeral the next day?

Seems kinda weird that she had to wait overnight in a Lincoln Nav.

Shouldn't she have been still at the funeral home?

[jberryhill]

16. With Amazon Prime, they can be delivered just about any time now

True story - In a previous life, I was married to a terminal home care nurse. Every now and then, she'd be called at odd hours when a patient had passed away, to declare the patient dead and to make other arrangements.

One night, I drove her out to a home in our station wagon and drove around the block a few times while she went in to deal with things. I was eyed by a cop, and figured it might be better to just park outside the house.

After a long while, one of the grieving family members stepped outside for a smoke. Noticing me sitting in the car on the street, he came over to have a look at me.

I rolled down the window and asked, "Is she done in there?"

"What?"

"Is she finished. Is she ready to go?"

He was visibly shaken by the question, but got a hold of himself and asked, "Who?"

"The nurse. I'm her husband. I was driving around the block but a cop was looking to check me out."

A wave of relief came over him and he said, "Oh, I thought you were from the funeral home!"

Oy.

[Kaleva]

13. The deceased was pronounced dead at the scene