What explains the way Pence gazes at Trump?

[11 Bravo]

It's just fucking creepy.

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	Mother won't allow him to look at women that way.
	4 (40%)
	He wants to bear Donnie's child.
	3 (30%)
	His Xanax prescription requires some modification.
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	He's a life-like robot, not an actual living person.
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[Squinch]

1. He is suppressing a fart. Jared does the same thing.

[Mister Ed]

2. Survival. He's playing Claudius to Trump's Caligula. n/t

[maxrandb]

3. I think he's daydreaming about this

https://m.

[Squinch]

6. The car!

[lunatica]

4. He can fantasize about Trump's camel toe neck fold and Mother

will never know.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Thread winner!

He's secretly lusting after "The Chingina"!

[lunatica]

8. Well it could explain lots of otherwise puzzling Trump worshipping.

Especially with the ever repressed Evangelical crowd.

[SunSeeker]

5. LOL

[Chainfire]

9. He is thinking

Die Trump die!

[maveric]

10. He reminds me of a sock puppet.

Nothing there.

[Hekate]

11. Other: Trump is the Anti-Christ who brings the Apocalypse. Hallelujah. Jesus soon.