Sorry, I don't even know how to title this crap

[EleanorR]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[intrepidity]

1. So... like a hobby, then?

Buffoons.

[MontanaMama]

2. JFC are you kidding me???

I mean, Pence isn't actually qualified to do anything...but jeez!!

[Traildogbob]

17. Gourds been worse

Really, it actually could have been worse. Eric. Thought he appointed K. "Koochenelli" last week. Just another position to give our taxes to his best anal leech lip pals.

[Ohiogal]

3. You know, that actually crossed my mind

When I heard Dumpy announce this about Dense. “What does he do, anyway”?

[TwilightZone]

4. Yep, it was the very first thing I thought of.

[CaptYossarian]

15. In the 80s, the VP would always go to Russian leader's funerals.

We need to revive that practice.

[CatMor]

5. Surprised trump didn't give it to..

Jared, the Man for all Seasons, who has managed to accomplish absolutely NOTHING.

[BigmanPigman]

13. I read onDU that Jared is the one

who suggested that tRump down play it when it all started.

[CatMor]

24. Did he suggest it be down played because of the stock market?

if so how much of a low life could he be.

[BigmanPigman]

46. It didn't mention his reasoning or agenda.

I am sure it has to do with $$$ or Putin since everything they do is related to one or both of these.

[catrose]

30. Or Melania. She doesn't have anything to do either.

[LakeArenal]

31. She stares vacantly.

[catrose]

34. That takes a lot of energy and time

[Cousin Dupree]

39. She's not staring. She's trying to see thru the eye slits

caused by her very big and high cheek implants. AKA kidney surgery

[CatMor]

32. When we catch the Coronavirus she can just tell us ....

to "be best".

[catrose]

35. Prayers or "be best." What a choice.

[CatMor]

37. Yeah, who needs the CDC when there are those two.

[johnnyfins]

42. To be fair, she actually has the HARDEST(or softest more likely) job of all

she has to "do" Dirty Donnie. I think I'm gonna vom now.

[catrose]

45. Hey, she lives on the 3rd floor of the White House. He'd have to take the stairs. And he won't.

[gratuitous]

6. Well, there you go!

That's why Jared didn't get this plum assignment.

Watch a college basketball game, and sooner or later you're going to see someone clank a shot because it's clearly out of his range. The proffered excuse is, "But Coach, I was open!" Yeah, there's a reason for that, Smedley. We're going to hear the White House equivalent of "But Coach, I was open" very soon.

[58Sunliner]

7. Well we know competence didn't count. He did such a great job in Indiana.

[lunatica]

16. That's precisely Trump's reasoning.

If the right people die because of Pence’s vicious incompetence, then he’s Trump’s kind of man!

[58Sunliner]

44. I'm afraid you're right. It only matters if he is at risk.

Let's hope the rallies continue. I can't see him allowing a bunch of face masks behind him.

[MFGsunny]

8. Listen ...

.... producing sufficient quantities of spittle to bootlick MF45 on time and on demand is REALLY hard work and it runs a 24/7 cycle, don't ya know.

[El Supremo]

9. He's worse than a bucket of warm piss.

[Skittles]

36. is the piss mine or someone else's?

never mind, either one is better than Trump and Pence

[smirkymonkey]

10. Neither does Trump, apparently.

[Wounded Bear]

11. Crap is fine, I guess, and accurate...

if you don't want to actually say bullshit, that is.

[Jirel]

12. What the ever... loving...

No words for this.

[sarge43]

14. Well yeah, he doesn't tweet 23 hours a day. n/t

[patricia92243]

18. He finally told a truth.

[FailureToCommunicate]

29. Now THAT could be a headline!

Nice.

[Nitram]

19. That's a red herring. Trump appointed Pence to have someone to blame when the shit hits the fan.

He probably already has a "temporary" VP in mind.

[Under The Radar]

20. Pence was busy praying the virus away.

But I assume The Chosen One will take over that task.

[rurallib]

21. How about "in addition to boot licking and ass kissing ..."

[turbinetree]

22. Well that's what you call a bump on a log.....................

And your thread title is just fine..........................its insanity.................

[moose966]

23. Title it

The country is in deep shit

[Evolve Dammit]

25. Sounds about right. Maybe he could fill in for Laura Ingraham as he did before??

Pence is just as bad as Nazi-salute Ingraham. Cut from the same rancid cloth of racist hate.

[Initech]

26. Actually, not giving him anything to do would be an upgrade!

[Javaman]

27. what is a houseplant supposed to do? LOL nt

[The Genealogist]

28. What does he mean? Pence has plenty to do.

I mean, nobody can stand around like a lifeless piece of furniture like Mike Pence. The man makes a 2 hour old bowl of oatmeal look positively radiant with life by comparison.

[klook]

47. Hilarious description

and perfectly accurate.

[LakeArenal]

33. God forbid any women get the virus.

[Warpy]

38. JFC

That's all. Just JFC. Nothing else to be said.

[Sloumeau]

40. Who should we put in charge of this super important Corona Virus Issue?

Let's get Mike Pence, he's got nothing else to do. In addition he totally messed up with that whole HIV infection thing in his state.

[link:https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/26/21155286/mike-pence-coronavirus-response-hiv|]

Mike Pence, who enabled an HIV outbreak in Indiana, will lead US coronavirus response

He's perfect!

[LiberalArkie]

41. Pence will prey the virus away.

[spanone]

43. What's terrifying is that that doesn't even surprise me anymore