What is Trump eating these days?

[Girard442]

I remember hearing that he favors fast food because the person preparing it doesn't know it's for him and has no opportunity to poison it, but what about now? Who knows what's up with the person who made that burger?

[Aristus]

1. Jagged glass, I hope...

[Wounded Bear]

3. With a cyanide garnish...

(Is Agent Mike still working this beat? )

[In_The_Wind]

5. He looks as if he has been trying to pass the pieces.

[Aristus]

7. ...

[CaptYossarian]

10. Sounds like a pane in the glass.

[In_The_Wind]

19. Yes, indeed.

His face always has that look.

[leftieNanner]

2. Well, since fast food workers are usually paid minimum wage and don't get sick days...

My guess is that if the person slapping on that sesame seed bun gets the corona virus, then Donnie might get a special prize in his happy meal.

[Mike 03]

4. Burgers, meat loaf and burned steaks with ketchup.

And ice cream, which his doctor tried to hide from him for awhile.

Oh, and "an occasional salad".

Who needs to add poison? What puzzles me is, What's holding his arteries together at this point?

[CaptYossarian]

11. The lettuce and tomato on the burger count as a salad?

Wait 'til my kids find out.

[Initech]

18. Who needs poison?

Eating that much crap at that age could have the tendency to trigger a massive coronary and it doesn't take a cardiologist to figure that one out!

[Jakes Progress]

6. Your children's future.

[Roland99]

8. Not Indian food

[Newest Reality]

9. Oh, I know.

He always enjoys a huge bowel full of Tyrant Chow(tm) and a plate full of Dictator's Best Donuts(tm), and then washes that down with a tall glass of Oligarch Orange(tm).

Later he might have a cold, bubbly Demagogue Diet Drink(tm) or two, or more. I hear he has Fascist Flakes(tm) for breakfast, also. He thinks King Me Chips(tm) are a great snack and they go great with Sycophant Barrs(tm).

[SWBTATTReg]

12. Crow now-a-days since his vaunted stock markets have retreated into the depths of his despair.

Also, I suspect that since the markets are retreating, his anger is boiling over and I suspect that no one in his administration is wanting to work with the toad any longer. Probably an all night shift for the janitorial crew to sweep up the broken crap that he's thrown across the room.

[jmowreader]

13. You know the flaw in that theory

When someone wearing a black suit, a hat, sunglasses and an earpiece walks into KFC and orders four fried chickens and a Diet Coke, the staff knows who it’s for.

[Doreen]

14. Fast food establishments are not prejudice

with who they get sick. "Everyone" is fair game.

[Initech]

15. E.coli doesn't favor a political party.

[Doreen]

17. Yeah, to bad it does not favor Republicans.

[11 Bravo]

16. Does that smirky, shit-eating grin he favors offer any clue?