This presser is so pathetic that...

[lame54]

The stock market's gonna open today just so it can drop some more

[handmade34]

1. ...

[dhol82]

2. ......

[livetohike]

3. ROFL

[pwb]

4. Good one.

Didn't watch but that is what I thought would happen.

[PJMcK]

5. I hope not!

This past week was crushing!

Good joke, though.

[Chrisnreno]

6. ...

[John Fante]

7. LMAO

[Hulk]

8. Which Wizard of Oz character wanted the brain?

This IMPOTUS is lacking all 3. Such a gross buffoon.
All of his superlatives make me want to vomit. But one exception....himself: the dumbest, most egotistical, most embarrassing, most ignorant, etc, etc.

[Hekate]

14. Scarecrow -- the straw man

[OMGWTF]

17. Perfect analogy -- no heart, no brain, no courage

[Mountain Mule]

9. LOL!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. "this presser"? Yet another context-free OP. Who? What? Where? Topic?

[Cetacea]

11. ...

welcome to Twitter 2.0. It would be good if posters would include some info without having to be taken to Twitter.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. Yeah, and not even a twitter link in the OP. Was it Kudlow again? Pence? Cuccinelli?

[in2herbs]

13. Maybe he held his presser today because the stock market is closed! nt

[lame54]

15. Plus tomorrow is a buffer

[Dem2theMax]

16. ...