"Don't shake hands"

[Leghorn21]

Trump shakes hands with supporters in Orlando, flouting health experts’ advice

Link to tweet

[spanone]

1. I see trump shaking hands as a positive...am I a bad person?

[mac56]

3. Not a bad person.

But it is a contagion issue.

[spanone]

4. The Infector-in-Chief

[tinrobot]

10. I feel bad for people who have to touch him.

Greasy KFC fingers... ew.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. This is the same guy who stared at the eclipse after being told not to.

Karma, do your thing.

[Tanuki]

13. ....and had unprotected sex with a porn actress.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. And yet he's such a germaphobe he won't even share a phone.

He really doesn't get how stuff works.

[at140]

6. Adopt India style greeting, Namaste!

https://www.123rf.com/photo_27216868_traditional-indian-girl-holding-hands-in-prayer-position.html?vti=lq8njws9sljlu4ir3z-1-13

[Rorey]

7. We need him to touch his face

That's when the hand shaking pays off.

[BKDem]

11. But...he'll smear his makeup!

[WA-03 Democrat]

8. And another thing, whatever you do

Don’t lick small children’s hands!
You better not President Trump!
No Sir, impossible to protect you Sir! (Trump fantasy voice of how people address him)

Holy shit, he’s licking kid’s hands and proclaiming it’s a cure to the hoax!

Just a little misdirection may be useful.

[Whiskeytide]

9. He'll be ok. He never touches his face because ...

... he’s afraid chunks will fall off if he does.

[Doc_Technical]

12. Why not use the form of greeting

that was used in Italy from 1922 to 1943; forearm raised vertically with open palm.