Pelosi: Tested for what?

[DURHAM D]

Link to tweet

[dweller]

1. snap!

✌🏼

[NurseJackie]

16. "... my mother had me tested!"

[smb]

47. Tested To See If He Can Still Tell A Giraffe From An Elephant? nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That'll leave a mark.

[lagomorph777]

46. Ow my balls!

[Turbineguy]

3. The jokes write themselves

in the era of trump.

[leftstreet]

4. If this is real...it's actually not very funny n/t

[amuse bouche]

37. No, not very funny...damn funny

[wnylib]

40. Why not? I think it's witty, sharp,

on the mark, and very funny.

The cicumstances that make it on the mark, not so much.

[wnylib]

41. Humor, even gallows humor,

helps people cope.

[cwydro]

5. Boom!

You go Madam Speaker!

[llmart]

6. She's quick on her feet.

Perfect response.

[Jamastiene]

7. She is so good at that.

[2naSalit]

8. She's one of the few

things that give me hope right now.

[mcar]

9. Pelosi for the win!

[gratuitous]

10. Didn't his mother have him tested?

Shoulda gone to see that specialist in Houston . . .

[stopwastingmymoney]

34. Haha

I see what you did there

[spanone]

11. Bwahahahahahaaa

[skylucy]

12. HAAAAAAAA!

[malaise]

13. Got to love the Speaker

[sheshe2]

14. Slam.

Dunk.

[Claritie Pixie]

15. She is such a badass!! 😂

[DemoTex]

17. Start with an RPR test ..

Rapid plasma reagin (RPR) blood test for syphilis

[Wounded Bear]

18. I have a few suggestions for what he should be tested for...

and if you like, you can throw in a coronavirus test. Why not?

[Marcuse]

19. Test him against the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory.

[wnylib]

42. I'd love to see the results of THAT.

[Captain Zero]

43. me three

nt

[Mendocino]

20. Mouth in foot disease?

[lastlib]

48. Cranial-rectal inversion.....

[MontanaMama]

21. Oh snap!

That’s my Speaker.

[Glimmer of Hope]

22. Lmao!

[Joinfortmill]

23. Well said, Madam Speaker.

[warmfeet]

24. Test him for coronavirus, perhaps a 1 in 5 chance.

Test him for psychopathy, perhaps a 5 in 5 chance.

Test him for humanity, perhaps a 0 in 5 chance.

But, he is all orange and all bullshit, all the time. No need to test for those.

[bullwinkle428]

25. Nancy & E. Warren are absolute STONE-COLD GANGSTAS. And I, for one, cannot figure

out how to love them more than I already do!

[PJMcK]

26. Speaker Pelosi!

She makes me proud to be a Democrat.

[brer cat]

27. Boom!

Nancy is brilliant.

[hibbing]

28. Well dayum n/t

[C Moon]

29. Trump probably gets himself tested every few hours--the self-centered jackass that he is.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

31. Lol. Probably why we have no tests.. he's got a zillion stockpiled.

Holy shit! That's it ! His demise that Scaramucci predicted.

[C Moon]

36. :D :D :D

[Laura PourMeADrink]

30. Work on the comeback...but on the right track NP !!!

[panader0]

32. Rec'd

Gotta love her!

[dchill]

33. She keeps a sharp edge.

[Doreen]

35. Just gotta love that woman.

[gldstwmn]

38. She does not have the patience for

this shit any more. I can't say I blame her.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

39. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Snap!

[joost5]

44. Queen.

Does Trump Have Syphilis?

<snip>

There are more than a few people who do not exactly see eye-to-eye with our most recent president. While some disagree with Donald Trump’s policies and values, others question his sanity. There have been enough instances where he has given us reasons to wonder, does Donald Trump have Syphilis?

Many people have thought Trump isn’t “right” since he started campaigning for president, but nobody knows exactly why he does the things he does. It wasn’t until Dr. Steven Beutler’s article titled “A Medical Theory for Donald Trump’s Bizarre Behavior” published in the New Republic did syphilis enter the picture. Beutler claimed that Trump’s odd and irrational behavior could be attributed to a bad case of untreated syphilis.

[LuckyLib]

49. That playboy smirk -- ew-w-w! He really thinks he's a stud.

[Fritz Walter]

45. Here's hoping he totally fails his next big test

His ability to fog a mirror held under his nose.
Due to “natural causes,” of course.
And with a DNR order in his chart.