Alex Jones arrested for DUI in Texas.

[dewsgirl]

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Link to tweet

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[dalton99a]

1. Fucker could have killed someone

[handmade34]

3. he probably already has

with his reckless and dangerous talk

[Midnight Writer]

21. He claimed the other day that he had beat someone to death.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Gaetz: "I have a few DUI's." Jones: "Hold my beer..."

[dewsgirl]

5. 😂🤣LoL..couldn't be happier for this POS.

[USALiberal]

4. "I was framed"!!! nt

[dewsgirl]

6. Of course.🤣

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. After all the doom and gloom in the news

it's nice to hear something good for a change.

[marble falls]

8. Further down this is reported ...

We are obsolete
@MPrancer
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49m
Replying to
@BNONews
and
@lookner
I just seen his documents ..he passed the breathalyzer ..He said ppl were going to start writing false news claims and here we go ...He went out to eat w his wife and had a couple of drinks and was pulled over because they were looking for someone else in the area ...


Probably a good lawyer.

[dewsgirl]

9. Oh FFS, that was fast.🙄

[marble falls]

15. He's been practicing while being deposed in the mountain of lawsuits ...

When I first moved out this way in the late nineties he was on local cable and it took me several weeks to realize he wasn't a comedian.

[dewsgirl]

18. LoL🤣 it's funny, I can't remember under what circumstance/format,

I too thought he was doing some kind of weird comedy/performance art.

[marble falls]

20. I mean, I an SDS '60's radical. I can almost buy into the "black helicoptors". But not because ...

whacko Alex Jones says it.

I mean if someone said "Trump's floating the idea to use black helicopters to grab up undocumented immigrants to take them to camps" - its highly believable.

[dewsgirl]

22. Oh no, yes it is.😳

[greenjar_01]

14. "I just seen the documents"

OK, buuuuuuudddy.

[marble falls]

23. "Well it wasn't me it was Darlene, the hair dresser's niece - she works over to the Safety ..

Building and she's pretty certain that the name was Alex something probably Jones on it. It was real quick."



You gotta unnerstand - this Texas.

[Liberal In Texas]

16. Went out to eat with his wife? He has a new one? Cause I don't think the ex would

be in the same county with him.

[marble falls]

17. That was another thought that occured to me, too. They had a bare knuckle knock down of a divorce.

[dewsgirl]

19. Right, didn't he recently get divorced?

[Brother Buzz]

25. They were divorced in March 2015, but it got ugly and public....

during the child custody phase. It was just plain ugly; there is NO WAY his ex wife would have dinner with the ass.

[Initech]

10. Was he driving in his iron tank and yelling nonsense out of a megaphone?

[Crunchy Frog]

11. Finally some happy news today.

[sop]

12. Cop must be a "crisis actor"

[MissMillie]

28. beat me to it (n/t)

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[OhZone]

13. Inner dialog

My lawyer says I'm just playing a character on my show. I'm not crazy.
Yes, I am
No, I'm not.
Yes, I am.

No, I'm not!

Lizard People!
Sex change frogs!
Beer is fake news!

[Ilsa]

24. I wonder what city this was in. nt

[dalton99a]

26. He was arrested near his wife's home outside Austin

[Dem2theMax]

27. The one drunk driver who only gets arrested,

instead of driving straight into a tree, thereby making the tree a hero. If you get my drift.

<- - - Me Me - - ->

[louis-t]

29. He is blaming a 'hot tub' for some reason.

Insane lunatic blames inanimate object for his own stupidity. Film at 11.

[SergeStorms]

37. A hot tub?

That's a new one. I never heard of anyone using the "hot tub" defense for drunk driving before!

Who gets bonded out on a DUI? Most of the time they're released to a family member, a sober family member, without bail. $3,000 bail sounds a little fishy to me.

[ehrnst]

30. Get. Out....

[mikeargo]

31. Lock him up!

[Hulk]

32. I wish they never would have let him post bail

This guy is a menace to society regardless of whether he's drunk or not.

[dewsgirl]

33. Right on.😏

[calimary]

34. Lock him up.

And if he s lawyer weasel-worded his way out, LOck him up AGAIN!!!

[AJT]

35. Wow, read the comments on that tweet....the crazies be cray.

[dchill]

36. Cue the conspiracies reel.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

38. Wow, just wow...

Karma is only a bitch if you are...

[Locrian]

39. dunk loser - #dui-scooter - n/t

[LuckyCharms]

40. In addition to "DUI", he should also be arrested for "DUH".