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nolabear

(41,984 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2020, 12:51 PM Mar 2020

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A Coronavirus joke that made me LOL!

TRUMP: WHO says I should wash my hands?
ADVISOR: Yes.
TRUMP: I mean the people that want me to wash my hands.
ADVISOR: WHO.
TRUMP: The guys that say I need to wash my hands.
ADVISOR: WHO.
TRUMP: Because of the virus.
ADVISOR: WHO.
TRUMP: I'm asking YOU WHO said it!
ADVISOR: WHO says to wash your hands and start social distancing!
TRUMP: Melania won’t touch me so there’s plenty of social distance.
Advisor: …..
TRUMP: Now, WHO says I should wash my hands?

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A Coronavirus joke that made me LOL! (Original Post) nolabear Mar 2020 OP

On first! calimary Mar 2020 #1

And now he cant get to third base any more. ha OhZone Mar 2020 #2

NO, WHAT's on second!!! elleng Mar 2020 #3

Heard this one; A HERETIC I AM Mar 2020 #4

I get no credit here... :)? Just throw my work to the internet wolves. :) TeamPooka Mar 2020 #5

You started this? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 nolabear Mar 2020 #6

Yeah, I wrote it on my Facebook page last night. TeamPooka Mar 2020 #7

I got it from FB but it had clearly spread by the time I did! nolabear Mar 2020 #9

OMG! Love it!! Roland99 Mar 2020 #8

Best thing of the day!!! marble falls Mar 2020 #10

calimary

(81,296 posts)

1. On first!

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 12:57 PM

Mar 2020

OhZone

(3,212 posts)

2. And now he cant get to third base any more. ha

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 12:58 PM

Mar 2020

elleng

(130,930 posts)

3. NO, WHAT's on second!!!

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:00 PM

Mar 2020

A HERETIC I AM

(24,369 posts)

4. Heard this one;

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:00 PM

Mar 2020

Why are people buying so much toilet paper? Does it prevent the Corona virus?

No, but when one person sneezes, a hundred others shit themselves

TeamPooka

(24,228 posts)

5. I get no credit here... :)? Just throw my work to the internet wolves. :)

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:04 PM

Mar 2020

nolabear

(41,984 posts)

6. You started this? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Reply to TeamPooka (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:06 PM

Mar 2020

TeamPooka

(24,228 posts)

7. Yeah, I wrote it on my Facebook page last night.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:07 PM

Mar 2020

I'm a huge Abbott and Costello fan and the WHO part of it hit me last night.

nolabear

(41,984 posts)

9. I got it from FB but it had clearly spread by the time I did!

Reply to TeamPooka (Reply #7)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:09 PM

Mar 2020

Roland99

(53,342 posts)

8. OMG! Love it!!

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:07 PM

Mar 2020

When I was a wee lad, my grandfather and I had that whole skit down pat!

marble falls

(57,097 posts)

10. Best thing of the day!!!

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 01:10 PM

Mar 2020

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