Coronavirus...never fear, Marianne is here

[PunkinPi]

Link to tweet

Coronavirus is now officially a pandemic. But have no fear: Marianne is on it.

Don't know whether to or

[hlthe2b]

1. I'm used to the antics of charlatan Xian preachers, but that is equally hard to watch

Cringe-worthy.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. I thought she was working up to an orgasm.

[Hortensis]

9. The middle, before wash your hands, is probably for paying acolytes.

I'd laugh, but this phony was able to sell herself as a Democratic candidate for president. Not okay. We've got to work on that before Gingrich shows up to sell fake cancer cures at our "debates."

[marble falls]

3. Now that's something different. She made 'penis' and 'vagina' sound dirty!!

[secondwind]

4. What a weirdo!

[CurtEastPoint]

5. Is this the former candidate?

[PunkinPi]

6. Yes. nt

[IcyPeas]

7. and just think..... she'd be a better president than trump

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Marianne for President!

Oh, wait...

[malaise]

10. Where's her

psychiatrist?

[Vinca]

11. Is she bringing toilet paper? I went grocery shopping this morning and there wasn't

a roll of it in the store. I bought a bunch of Kleenex just in case.

[hatrack]

12. Great, the Crystal Healing Queen surfaces and dispenses . . . . "advice"?

Is that what that was?

Or was I having an acid flashback?