Post your favorite coronavirus-denier stories here! I'll start:
I went to the store today to top off my 2+ weeks of rations (I'm in for the duration now) and I coughed into my elbow (just a normal cough for me since I smoke). The woman in front of me said "god bless you", thinking I sneezed. I explained it was a cough and I did it into my elbow because "you know" (I didn't want to come out and say coronaviorus fears). The cashier, rolling her eyes, piped up, "This is so overblown!"
I responded (and the woman in front of me nodded in agreement), "no, no it's not. This is the real thing."
She shot back, "The media is trying to scare everyone!"
"No, no they're not. You should be listening to them," I responded, softly, since she was beginning to raise her voice.
"I do! I watch the news every night and they're saying it's overblown!"
"Um... which news network?" (I totally knew the answer already, but was looking forward to her saying it out loud, in front of everyone - a "Please proceed, Governor" moment).
"Fox News! CNN lies to you!"
"Okey-dokie, then. Good luck," as I beelined it to the Purell station. 
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mentally deficient and incapable of rational thought?
But then, that's probably too many big words for an idiot like that.
exercising on occasion. Not a big problem normally, but it occurs as an aftermath of an old sinus infection. But, I'm so afraid I will have to dab my eye or nostril with a tissue and someone might freak out--even if I'm not coughing or sneezing.
Obviously not with the crowd you describe. 
So, OH GOOD, it's not the cancer from the vaping and smoking 
until he died from smoking and boozing.
I'm down to biting 25s in half twice a day. I thought I was the only one it affected that way. I'm fine for half a day, then the waterfall starts.
My brother is somewhat apolitical in the sense he doesn't like to talk about politics, but he's also poo-pooing this. Still planning on visiting his 90 yr old mother-in-law on Friday.
Right Wing Watch is full of these kooks this week. They must be working overtime!
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My brother said the same thing to me yesterday. He's not particularly ideological, but watches Faux news.
that shows they are patented in the U.K." Me: "It's just that this one is very, very contagious."
He: "NO IT'S NOT!" 
As a long time lurker, you have probably noticed that we don't use "Democrat" as an adjective, as in "Democrat Facebook group." "Democratic" is the proper word to use. Yes, it really does matter. No, I'm not a grammar Nazi.
Oops, will try to remember that. 
those who use it in hopes of insulting are right up there with those who call us "stoopid poopoos." Proud Democrat here and just glad it shows.
Best wishes for development of a good immunity to you and your loved ones. Hope it never comes to it, but if one is going to need hospitalization, early, before beds, supplies and caregivers become scare, could actually be a stroke of luck.
RW media and GOP politicians have been abhorrent during this crisis... 
So oh boy, do I understand what you mean. But again, if you get sick, you need to contact your provider and contact the health department. That asshole has probably been playing that "joke" on others. If it's COVID, your community needs to know. It will save lives.
I hope you are well. 
And I hope that asshole is miserable, but not infected with CV19.
and to say that I am a Stevie Nick's fan is something of an understatement.
I live in the suburbs but back to open space. I wish I was lucky enough to have an orchard.
She doesn't know my profession.
I let her pontificate on how similar this is to the flu and docs will just give antibiotics (!!!) to treat it so no big deal. Also thinks it's a good idea to just let everyone get it so it's over with faster. Gee - who does that sound like?
After she stopped talking I said if you're a virologist then I'm the Queen of England because everything you just said is bullshit. I told her learn the facts before she spreads dangerous misinformation to unsuspecting people because it could kill them. And STOP listening to the ignorant fool in the WH.
She actually tried to argue with me. Virologist my ass!
is considering shutting down after tomorrow, possibly for the rest of the semester. I think it's a smart move. They can do their teaching and homework online.
However, I mentioned to my husband that maybe they should cancel his club meetings that meet every Tuesday and he said we just have to accept that we're going to get it. And he'd rather die than be stuck in the house for 2 weeks. He might get his wish, but it's sort of unfair that he's likely to take me with him. Or, more likely, I'll die from it and he'll survive.
It takes both of us to take care of the animals. Anyway I don't really have anyone close by. My friend, who normally visits me on Thursdays, lives with her elderly mother and continues to go to all her meetings and such. Not like I'd survive living with her mother anyway. 
And my daughter doesn't have room and is a bit more like her dad. I'm stuck where I am.
I'm taking every precaution that is in my control. Thanks.
Sometimes a virtual hug does make it a little better.
I have seen a claim that China is "unsanitary" compared to the US and that's why the disease started there.
