SOS!! Is " Heckuva Job Brownie" still working for FEMA?

[democrank]

I’m all worked up about finding Junior Bush’s Brownie Guy because the current “president” needs a gigantic CYA FEMA tarp for his big Coronavirus speech to the nation tonight. 8:00 sharp, White House. Be there. Be best.

Just because Trump lies, cheats, steals, bribes, assaults, destroys, ruins, lies some more, mocks, bullies, projects, demoralizes, fakes, etc., doesn’t mean he won’t have anything worthwhile to say. He might tell us how he was #1 at Wharton or #1 at golf or #1 at casino development or why all the women just let him do it because he’s a star. There’s still a lot to learn from this genius.

So, tonight’s show will be brought to you by a CYA tarp, the letter “G” and the number 1.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Prepare for Heckova Job Jared