Just got this email from the President!1!!!, good news!

[Demonaut]

Trump Pence Keep America Great |


Bob,

You voted and my team listened.

I told my team to let everyday American Patriots, like YOU, pick the design of our BRAND NEW Gold Card, and I couldn’t be happier with the result. In fact, you picked the exact same card I did - I knew you wouldn’t let me down.

After receiving over 500,000 votes, I am proud to present you with the beautiful Gold Card that was voted the WINNER by YOU:

Official Trump 2020 Gold Card

Official 2020 Trump Gold Card Members from all around the Nation will be THE MOST important group of supporters when it comes to our re-election efforts, and I really want YOU to be a part of it.

To join, all you have to do is contribute $35 and you’ll automatically become an Official 2020 Trump Gold Card Member and receive your PERSONALIZED Gold Card.

Please contribute $35 or more by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to activate your membership and we’ll send you your PERSONALIZED Gold Card. >>


OFFICIAL 2020 TRUMP GOLD CARD MEMBERSHIP


ACCOUNT NUMBER: 6546138 - 2020
DEADLINE: 11:59 PM TONIGHT
MEMBERSHIP STATUS: MISSING
CONTRIBUTE $35

CONTRIBUTE $65

CONTRIBUTE $55

CONTRIBUTE $45

CONTRIBUTE $35

CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

I really want you on my team as an Official 2020 Trump Gold Card Member. The membership comes with a great deal of responsibility and I know you’re up for the challenge.

I’ve asked my team to send me the names of the FIRST round of Patriots who step up and join before 11:59 PM TONIGHT, and I expect to see your name on there. Don’t let me down.

Please contribute $35 by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to get on the first list of Gold Card Members my team hands me

**no mention of the crisis, no mention of the dead or sick***

[riversedge]

1. wonder how many idiots will sign on??

[uppityperson]

2. Wtf?????

[Demonaut]

3. somehow I got on his mailing list, he's dumb and deaf about the crisis

[Docreed2003]

4. Lmao...you picked the same design I did

What a pile of crap from that idiot

[Dem2theMax]

5. Bob, what logo did you choose for the card?

The flying fickle finger of fate?



It hurts my head to think of all the stupid people who are going to send him money for that card.

I do love it when they accidentally mail the wrong people their stupid campaign crap. It lets us see what they are up to.

[Demonaut]

6. it's probably paper...but if I contribute he might give me the "Medal of Freedom"

[Dem2theMax]

7. Okay. That really made me laugh!

And I so needed to laugh today. We all do.
Thanks for sharing this. It really is hysterical.

[Demonaut]

8. I didn't pick a card, I never respond to the emails but they keep coming as they are amusing and

disgusting

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Is he also offering silver crap to drink and buckets of slop?

He has the demeanor of a slick used car salesman.

[Volaris]

10. So his approach to getting re elected is the same...

...as trying to get an 18 year old to order a credit card they dont need, but will do it anyway cause they're too dumb to know better.

Good to know, I guess?