4.28pm trump gets the Good News: 'this is not a financial crisis'

[denem]

(it's a public health crisis you moron)


https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/coronavirus-latest-updates.html

[WhiskeyGrinder]

1. It will be. *extreme Yoda voice* IT WILL BE.

[TygrBright]

2. They left off a word. "Yet". n/t

[Turbineguy]

3. There first step in the U.S. program

will be to flatter trump. We must tell him how great he is.

[denem]

4. Does he look flattered to you?

[TeamPooka]

5. It is to trump. The stock market is his only selling point.

[Roland99]

6. That arms crossed stance. Petulant child

Total body language of “I really don’t want to be here. Can I go home and watch tv??”

[gibraltar72]

7. It is a no confidence vote!

[malaise]

12. You win the thread

[katmondoo]

8. He looks sick in this photo. Imagine him without makeup.

[sprinkleeninow]

9. a two-fold crisis. the health one being of highest priority

keep tickling dumass's ugly ears with fake financial tidings, corbat...

[tinrobot]

10. If everyone stays home, stops eating out, stops travelling, stops shopping...

It's certainly not going to be an economic boom.

He's delusional.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. "Yeah, yeah, great. When does the mandatory ass-kissing start?"

I was told there would be beaucoups busses on the backside. This is the cabinet room, right? If people aren't prepared to come in here and give me maximum butt-smoochies, why were they invited? Why are they here? Why am I here?