He's got it.

[PCIntern]

It accounts for his shell-shocked delivery last night. He may be asymptomatic now but his contact with the virus has been enormous. He probably has a probability >95% of developing the disease. He knows it’s coming. He’s staring into the Abyss. The demons come out at night.

[tblue37]

1. Quite likely. nt

[KT2000]

2. if he was not sick,

he was drugged then.

[PCIntern]

4. Both

He was drugged because he knows it’s “game over,man”. He’s is goose is cooked

[BigmanPigman]

21. Bingo!

[Initech]

58. Reminds me of a scene from the Simpsons:

Lisa: Mom, dad's drugged!
(Homer is asleep and drooling)
Marge: No he isn't.

[KT2000]

59. Ha!!

[lpbk2713]

3. It was so obvious he was reading from the Teleprompter the whole time.

His eyes never left it. He was in robot mode.

[Roland99]

5. I think it's more related to his congestive heart failure

[PCIntern]

7. That too

He’s an agglomeration of illnesses, somatic and mental.

[Ilsa]

13. He couldn't get through a sentence without heavy breathing.

He's sick. Hillary will outlive him by decades.

[rainbow4321]

20. Under eye puffiness has gotten worse

Between that and his not-so-hidden shortness of breath. Co-morbidities + Covid19 = not a good prognosis

[USALiberal]

6. I doubt it. nt

[SCantiGOP]

8. Over 95% probability?

Please show your math

[PCIntern]

15. 100/20 + (5 x 18) equals 95.

[SCantiGOP]

18. Can't argue with math

[Dem2theMax]

41. .

[rufus dog]

44. You are an asshole!

But funny as hell.

[Dennis Donovan]

9. Keep an eye out for him inexplicably disappearing, like this guy did:

[rickyhall]

25. I saw the movie. Check it out.

[Dennis Donovan]

39. Weekend At Bernies?

[rickyhall]

40. Death of Stalin

[dchill]

52. Weekend At Brezhnev's.

[Wellstone ruled]

10. Well,the Orange Anus thought

he was doing another Apprentice Episode . Watched the NPR clip,noticed he was more concerned about his Look which is the pose for the opening shots.

He was rehearing his cold opening lines,and it went downhill from there.

[BigmanPigman]

24. I never watched his TV show but if his performance last night

was anything close to how he performed on The Apprentice why did anyone ever watch that crap? He sucked! A gopher could have done a better job at a presentation.

[sop]

11. If Trump croaks, Don Jr and Eric will go all Weekend at Bernie's with his lifeless body

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They'll prop up dad's stinking, rotting corpse at cabinet meetings, campaign rallies, the RNC convention and presidential debates. Dead Trump couldn't possibly be more incoherent.

[SCantiGOP]

12. Actually,

Dead Trump would be a considerable improvement. Live Trump doesn’t do anything constructive as it is.

(note to NSA if you’re listening: our use of the term “Dead Trump” is purely satirical)

[rickyhall]

27. Weekend at Donnie's. I like it.

[Ellen Forradalom]

34. Leave Sanders out of this

He doesn't want that corpse at his house

[eleny]

14. The demon in his dreams should be using his head for a soccer ball

Or a kite.

[Doreen]

16. Wir konnen nur hoffen.

[PCIntern]

17. Hope springs eternal nt

[Haggis for Breakfast]

36. Ausgesichnet !!

[DesertRat]

19. And if he does, we won't be told

It would leak out, but he'd call it Fake News.

[mountain grammy]

22. Just heard on the radio

Justin Trudeau’s wife tested positive.

Yep he’s got it.

[BigmanPigman]

26. Uh oh Melanie.

[mountain grammy]

29. I know I shouldn't but

Fingers crossed 🤞

[MLAA]

30. Melanie is safe, she has been socially distancing herself from him for along time.

[BigmanPigman]

47. That's what crossed my mind after I wrote it too.

[MLAA]

48. Though I wish she had a walking dream where she thought impotus was Trudeau last night!

[CountAllVotes]

51. What about Ivanka???

She was at that same meeting with daddy.

How quickly that one slipped by ... almost.

[BigmanPigman]

53. Maybe her hubby Jared has

the inside track on how to deal with it since now he is on the virus task force...another expert. I hope they keep the virus "all in the family". Were her siblings there too by any chance?

[usaf-vet]

23. I agree he is very likely to have Covid-19. What i would like to know is why is he participating in

...the "democratic hoax" and when can we expect to see the number go to the promised ZERO?

[Mr.Bill]

28. He was drugged.

I've seen him like this a number of times. This time it was particularly bad.

[gldstwmn]

31. I think he's already been tested and knows.

[Laffy Kat]

32. Please be right. nt

[ancianita]

33. Trump: "It's a HOAX by Democrats." COVID-19: "Hold my beer."

[Nay]

62. Oh, god, that's so funny. I'm gonna go to hell for laughing so loudly. nt

[Hekate]

35. I just want Nancy Pelosi to stay safe

[FM123]

38. I was thinking the same thing.

And of course RBG too!

[NBachers]

55. And Joe Biden too.

[RhodeIslandOne]

56. And RBG

[iluvtennis]

37. Possibly. His breathing was heavy and raspy. nt

[3Hotdogs]

42. If its announced that he's got it, well that will tickle my scrotum.

If he dies from it, that will tickle my three piece set.

[Maru Kitteh]

43. That protruding tongue, over and over. Not a good sign.

No matter what was going on.

[PCIntern]

46. O sign vs Q sign

[Maru Kitteh]

49. Ha! Yes. If he could move on up to that Q sign, that would be great.

[MontanaMama]

54. His left pupil was completely dilated.

Maybe the right one was too but since his eyes are crooked it was hard to tell.

[rhiannon55]

45. it would be such poetic justice

if this disease is what takes him out.

[Dopers_Greed]

50. He's infected

Big league

[RhodeIslandOne]

57. That fucking guy was made immune by 1970's NYC

[KY_EnviroGuy]

60. The GOP will prop him up with a fence post if they have to.......

and the evangelicals will swarm in for a day of fake prayer.

In fact, I'm shocked that Pence has not declared a national day of prayer (for the stock market)....

[Raine]

61. I doubt it

he's always like that, I didn't see any difference in him.