After making fun of coronavirus and meeting with Trump, Brazilian President Bolsonaro tests positive

[Mrs. Overall]

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Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for coronavirus, local media report https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/13/coronavirus-live-updates-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-school-shutdown-share-markets-sport-events-cancelled-latest-update-news?CMP=share_btn_tw …

[malaise]

1. Looks like Covid-19 doesn't like the

born again posse

[marble falls]

2. Looks like one of the surest ways to get it is to go to the Oval Office for a photo-op.

[malaise]

3. Well that lunch with ReTHUG senators

could be fruitful (if you know what I mean)

[marble falls]

6. I don't wish bad on anyone, but if they refuse to get out of the rain, they get wet.

[malaise]

9. You're much nicer than me

[marble falls]

11. I think you're nicer than you let on!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

8. Hey, if more quarantine can we vote on Impeachment again ?

[malaise]

10. Oh yes!

[dewsgirl]

5. Indeed...yikes.

[dalton99a]

4. "The risk is very, very low."

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. Bolsonaro will blame the environmentalists he says are burning rainforests.

Then tRump can blame them too when he gets it but he'll say President Obama is funding the environmentalists via a shell company funded by Secretary Clinton's pizza parlor in D.C........

Next, we'll see Alex Jones on the cabinet........

[ecstatic]

12. I wonder if a large portion of the population has already

been carrying this virus for weeks or months. Walking Dead style.

[sanatanadharma]

13. The future will talk about the time of the great cleansing

In the future people will remember the time of the Great-God-Virus who cleansed the land of regressive, conservative, RWNJ rulers and rubes, ushering in the the great revival of civilized society and social awareness, where all people profit from putting profit second.

[Turin_C3PO]

14. From your lips to God's ears!

[Cognitive_Resonance]

15. Can't make this stuff up. nt