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[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Obama's fault. All else PERFECT.

[Newest Reality]

2. Live:

[Bettie]

3. Hey, President Camacho was WAY smarter

than that orange thing.

[Newest Reality]

6. I agree...

You bet!

[jayfish]

26. Yeah, He Took Expert Advice...

and believed the verified results.

[LiberalLoner]

4. Frankly I'd feel better with him in charge. At least he seemed somewhat good hearted

If inept.

[Newest Reality]

7. Same here!

He would be an improvement at this point.

[Newest Reality]

5. How long...

How long does it take him to change the Depends and snort up the lines?

[LaurenOlimina]

8. Freshen up his do...

[Newest Reality]

10. A spritz of orange here...

A spritz of orange there! Tuck in a neck or two and...

Bippity, boppity boo!

[underpants]

9. Remain calm. All is well.

[jayfish]

11. For Someone Who Came Out Of The TV World.

WTF is Trump always late for these things? For those who don't know, the TV world is meticulous when it come to time. This fuck can't do ANYTHING right.

[greenjar_01]

13. Being late is a power play with him

He makes people wait because he can, and he enjoys that they're waiting on him.

[Chainfire]

15. Royalty needs to make a grand entrance

With his minions sitting quietly considering his greatness.

[Totally Tunsie]

121. Waiting for the adderall to kick in.

[Chainfire]

12. They are having trouble

connecting the electrodes to his neck to get him off the table.

[jayfish]

21. Oh, I Think He's Up Now.

[luvs2sing]

34. Fifty years later that thing still scares the crap out of me! nt

[jayfish]

38. Sorry.

[luvs2sing]

43. No problem.

I have to laugh at myself for jumping when I saw it.

[customerserviceguy]

119. Have some Trania

I hope you relish it, as I do.

[Disaffected]

41. Nah,

brain case far too large...

[Javaman]

14. he's blathering again? trying for a do over?

he's fucked and he knows it.

[Sugar Smack]

16. As with everything else, he's way behind everyone else.

Again.

[greenjar_01]

17. Here's one to lay odds on: Can Trump get through an appearance without attacking Dems?

I'd say, no. 100 to 1.

[LaurenOlimina]

19. How many mentions will Obama get?

[jayfish]

23. Directly Or Indirectly? -NT-

[maryellen99]

18. And he's not using a teleprompter folks nt

[Newest Reality]

20. I like people who are on time.

I know it might take time to practice the deception, but this is no place to be stylishly late.

[Jirel]

22. His staff are trying to delay.

They don’t want him to yammer much before the closing bell.

[durablend]

24. Makes sense

[Mr. Sparkle]

25. The media should delay the address by a minute and cut out all the bullshit from the speech.

actually, make that 10 minutes, they will need more time!

[Chainfire]

27. Come on already

Tell us all about this hoax emergency.

[Newest Reality]

28. The funny part...

Is that we are being kept waiting for no reason to get nothing important or that most of us don't already know...

Except that is...well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Tick, tick, tick. Stuff the straw in and push him out on the lawn already.

[brewens]

39. Yeah, like he's ever doing anything in there but watch TV and tweet. He's the last guy to

have an excuse for being late.

[durablend]

29. I think the poster above it right

They don't want him crashing Wall Street so they're dragging it out

[AJT]

30. He needs to "make an entrance" to feel important.

[Bettie]

35. Because in his heart he knows he's

impotent. He flails and does things, but they never turn out as he envisions.

[Roland99]

31. Oh. This is gonna be a good one. No teleprompter

No teleprompter in the Rose Garden for Trump at this Coronavirus news conference. Doctor Anthony Fauci was alerted to make his way down to WH for the event, I’m told. - Jim Acosta

[Chainfire]

32. He can't come out

Until the roses are checked for the virus.

[Mossfern]

33. I thought I missed it

I have MSNBC on but tend to space out a lot - always did.
Did I miss it?

[LaurenOlimina]

36. Seriously, there is not enough lipstick for that pig. Shove him on out there.

[rzemanfl]

37. This motherfucker's tardiness is really pissing me off.

Not that I have anything to do, what with social isolation and all, but seriously, how rude. My stock of profanities is being used up on the wait.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

44. He's about four weeks late on this, two years if you count 2018 axing of pandemics office. . . . nt

[rzemanfl]

49. True but criminal negligence and being tardy are apples and oranges. n/t

[Chainfire]

40. He is refusing to come out

Until the market gains what it lost yesterday.

[Javaman]

63. only so many antibiotics you can pump into a person to make the conscious.

he's got the bug and they are propping him up.

[Newest Reality]

42. Is he LOST again?

He does that. He might be standing out somewhere else spewing gibberish right now.

[mucifer]

45. being late is something normal. Bill Clinton and President Obama were often late It's the

content that is always my issue

[brewens]

46. How fun would it be if he pulled a no show? :) Imagine the shitstorm of speculation! n/t

[denem]

47. Peek-a- boo donnie , Peek A Boo

[Doreen]

48. Please do not let him touch the roses.

I do not want to see them die.

[LaurenOlimina]

50. No teleprompter...

Hoo boy...

[Johnny2X2X]

51. Hopefully he resigns.

One can dream.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

72. FReaks on the right are hoping he cancels Nov election

With paper ballots people wouldn't have to get out of their cars or could walk to an outdoor canopy.

[IcyPeas]

52. Is the book a prop again?

[IcyPeas]

53. and we have 2 lies right off the bat

[Newest Reality]

54. HE'S EXTRA ORANGE!

Is that a warning?

[renate]

64. his face and his hair swapped colors in the years since he was younger

He literally looks--and I mean literally, I'm not just making fun--like an Oompa Loompa.

Edit: Well, now I'm embarrassed. That was an example of the Mandela effect; I was 100% sure the Oompa Loompas' hair was white, but it was just their eyebrows.

[Newest Reality]

78. Good call.

Yes, that's the picture.

[consider_this]

70. nearly matches the tie

[sprinkleeninow]

107. Good observation. eom

[spanone]

55. Starts off bragging about what a great fucking job he's done

[riversedge]

56. Trump does not want the dirty germy press inside the White house.

[spanone]

58. He's 1,000,000% FULL OF SHIT

[spanone]

61. Lying Motherfucker

[spanone]

76. He can barely read.

[Roland99]

57. To defeat a .. a corona ... virus

[Roland99]

59. Europe is a hot spot. We closed that border a while ago

Wtf???

[riversedge]

60. No teleprompter, but Trump is reading his speech. He sounds bored.

[haele]

74. Maybe he's mike'ed? Miller or Jarvinka talking in his head?

He sounds bored because he thinks they're blah, blah, blahing in his head.

Haele

[Roland99]

62. DJIA down 100 since he started

[Newest Reality]

65. Awww...poor Constitution...

That was the stuff that didn't work before.

[Windy City Charlie]

66. Repeating the same speech about this each time!

Basically the same things over and over, bragging about closing of the borders has kept this contained.

[IcyPeas]

75. "we had a very good conversation"

[mucifer]

67. Sounding like a bully. The deplorables love that

[Roland99]

68. Old and obsolete rules we had to live under

[Roland99]

73. Declaring a national emergency. Two very big words

[maryellen99]

82. There will now be a run on gas stations nt

[ornotna]

90. The best words

[LiberalLoner]

69. "National Emergency" two very big words....

Very big words? Anything over one syllable I guess???

[underpants]

117. Well, they're bigger than HOAX

Just saying

[LiberalLoner]

126. LOL!

[brooklynite]

71. "Two Very Big Words"

[nolabear]

77. Ummmm...he is stumbling all over and his eyes are swollen.

The guys behind him look like they’re in front of a firing squad.

[Roland99]

79. DJIA down to +600... 514... 470... 621... 778

“He’s all over the place. What an asshole”

[Bernardo de La Paz]

92. S&P 500 swings of 1% in only a minute; market yoyos

[spinbaby]

80. Good lord

This is incoherent even for Trump.

[LiberalLoner]

86. I know, right?

😜

[hatrack]

83. Okkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[polichick]

84. The people standing silently behind the psycho are pathetic.

[joshcryer]

85. When Trump said "$50 billion dollars" he just seethed of disdain for our own government helping.

Like he hated saying those words.

[underpants]

87. Ooh someone told him about Telehealth

[Glimmer of Hope]

88. What a joke he is.

[IcyPeas]

89. Why is this being done in the Rose Garden?

[spanone]

91. TWO WEEKS LATE ON THE TESTING, DON

[IADEMO2004]

93. Pirate Radio clip

[Newest Reality]

94. "If we feel that they shouldn't be doing it."

Oh, my gosh...

[LiberalLoner]

98. Yeah we know he feels no one should be doing it...less tests, less bad numbers for Trump...

[superpatriotman]

95. Telehealth is NOT NEW

And it's hard to take someone's temperature, etc.

[riversedge]

96. Your president: "National emergency. Two very big words." **

Your president: "National emergency. Two very big words.”

Link to tweet

?s=20



Megan
@ShoeKickChamp
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@DavidCornDC
I laughed out loud.


CH
Squared sos
@ChBedallane
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@DavidCornDC
#TrumpVirusCoverup This response has been a colossal cluster fuck.
Dogs for Biden
@Dogs4Biden
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@DavidCornDC
SO stupid
Ponsonby Britt
@brittpbb
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@DavidCornDC
Whose president?
BeeBee Kings
@BLazara
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@DavidCornDC
What a fool.

[Roland99]

97. We don't want people to take a test if we feel they shouldn't be doing it

[riversedge]

112. "we have learned a lot" says stupid Trump. IMHO--trump is still dragging. He has NOT leaned

anything.

[spanone]

99. I doubt we'll need anywhere near that said the guy who said we'd be down to ONE in 3 days

[spanone]

106. You will pass too, don

[LiberalLoner]

109. We certainly hope he will.

[spanone]

114. Birx is lying...the 'president' didn't ask for that shit..

[LaurenOlimina]

100. New thread here. **** Orange Menace Friday the 13th Rose Garden Address Thread #2 ****

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213088393

[Roland99]

101. Did he just mention that company he's invested in that's making tests??

Trying to get fda approval?

[Newest Reality]

102. How does he...

How does he work the puppets behind him without strings or his hand up their asses?

That's amazing. They move just right.

[SamKnause]

103. He doubts we will need 5 million tests.

This fucker is insane.

[rainbow4321]

104. Ya'll know Jared got Karlie Kloss' father (ER doc) to ask on FB, right?

Really. FB. Not The Onion.

https://spectator.us/karlie-kloss-dad-jared-kushner-coronavirus-research/

Jared Kushner has a lot on his plate. The White House senior adviser was tasked this week with conducting research into the coronavirus to help Trump decide whether to declare a national emergency. According to Politico, Kushner is talking to ‘relevant parties‘ and will ‘present his findings to the president’.

It appears that one of these ‘relevant parties’ is an emergency room doctor called Kurt Kloss, father of Jared’s sister-in-law Karlie. And Dr Kloss sought the advice of other medical professionals on Kushner’s behalf…in a Facebook group with almost 22,000 members.

‘If you were in charge of Federal response to the Pandemic what would your recommendation be,’ Kloss wrote in the private group Wednesday, according to screenshots passed to The Spectator. ‘Please only serious responses. I have direct channel to person now in charge at White House and have been asked for recommendations. I have already expressed concern for need for ventilators and more PPE (personal protective equipment) for frontline and test kits.’

[Roland99]

120. Ayup. Thread here...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213087854

[rainbow4321]

129. Ah, thank you. My bad...then my new thread post is a dupe (oops)

This is so frigging surreal...

[Brainfodder]

105. This guy is gonna make it to November?

I swear I heard some total gibberish in there?

[Mr. Sparkle]

108. Google has 1,700 engineers working on a website!

[dawg day]

122. There was a 17 year old who built one on his own

To track the infection.

[Aquaria]

137. And a dozen or so contractors

Who just cut off my neighborhood's water line. Having to wait for it to come back up now.

[jayfish]

110. Jesus!

This fucking guy!

[nolabear]

111. I could scream. He inspires no confidence. Does he know what he's saying?

[Totally Tunsie]

113. Babble, babble, babble, vague, vague, babble, babble

Drone, drone, drone.

[jayfish]

116. You forgot...

"Google".

[matt819]

115. Did he rescind/change the travel ban?

Even with COVID-19, life would be so much less stressful if he would just STFU.

[IcyPeas]

118. ***GO TO NEW THREAD****

[PA Democrat]

123. Talk about wasting time to praise the idiot who has f***ed this up

from the get-go.

[Newest Reality]

124. She is a good excuse maker!

Where is the Surgeon General and why isn't he talking right now?

I don't get it?

[GulfCoast66]

125. 5 weeks too late.

Democrats have been asking for this for a while to release funding. But until it was apparent he could not sweep this under the rug he resisted because to do so layer bare his 6 weeks of lies.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

127. 2 Years too late. He axed the pandemic group in 2018. . . . nt

[GulfCoast66]

128. True that.

[Newest Reality]

130. BINGO!

Those constraints may be a factor.

[Newest Reality]

131. Coporate America To the RESCUE!

Oh, we must thank them for their concern and generosity.

Smells like more privatization being promoted. Shock and Awe works well.

[denem]

132. How can we ever repay them?

[Newest Reality]

135. LOL!

Oh, they will find a way. BWAHAHAHAHA! And we will pay dearly

[denem]

136. "The hogs are really feeding"

David Stockman - Reagans 1981 Budget

[customerserviceguy]

134. Yes

Big Pharma is certainly getting props from the asshole-in-chief.

[exboyfil]

133. Up 5.8% on S&P500

I just cleared out the rest of my equities on the second Dead Cat Bounce. Locked down 7% loss on this disaster from my high for my entire portfolio.

Just too nerve racking for me.