Whoa! Mar-a-Lago:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[muntrv]

1. Mar A Loco is now a petri dish?

[DENVERPOPS]

31. Trump will probably

declare it a "natural disaster" and order FEMA to pay him a Billion dollars for starters.

The thing that Trump fears, more than anything else, is his "pseudo/fake" billionaire reputation being exposed for what it is, and anything and anyone threatening that is in his sights to be "covertly" destroyed.

Heard a good one today, usually reserved for lawyers: How do you know when Trump is lying? Anytime he opens his mouth.....

I would prefer to use "facial anus" but that would be too crude.......but every time he puckers his mouth when talking, I can't help but think of the amazing resemblance......

[3Hotdogs]

43. Description on D.U. from summer, 2016.

Mr. Potatohead with an anus for a mouth.

Recent description -- vulgar talking yam.

[PatrickforO]

50. My favorite is Braying Sociopath.

But his mouth really DOES look like an anus.

[Control-Z]

67. It does.

And there's a gif out there in cyberspace somewhere of his mouth expelling a turd just the way you'd imagine it would. Ew. Gag. Ugh.

I'm sure a Google search would bring it up if you really wanted to see it. I'm just not willing to hurt my brain with any more incoming garbage than is already coming in at this time.

[CaptYossarian]

73. It must confuse the hell out of his doctor.

Heads or tails?

[tblue37]

75. I like Needy Amin and Orange Foolius. nt

[tblue37]

74. "Vulgar talking yam" was coined by Charlie Pierce. nt

[Eyeball_Kid]

54. Donald the Sphincter. n/t

[relayerbob]

37. More like a cess pool

[madaboutharry]

2. It could very well be that Trump or someone in the administration is the one who infected them.

This is a very serious situation.

[DENVERPOPS]

62. And just think

about that convention of 1700 Republicans, and how they all mingled around believing Trump that "it is no more than a mere cold" at worst.

I suspect that most of them were elderly too!!!!!!!!!

I gotta believe that Trump, his entire administration and all the Republican Senators are secretly being tested daily. Why otherwise would Graham, Cruz etc etc etc be voluntarily "self isolating"?????????

I gotta believe also that there are a whole big bunch of them testing positive from chumming around together, with a lot of handshaking going on congratulating each other for their successes........After the speech, did you see all of them gladhanding Trump except for one who bumped elbows???????

WASF

BTW: Colorado had it's first death today. Where? In, of all places, the biggest brightest RED county in the State........Colorado Springs.
who by the way hasn't reported ANY one testing positive, much less symptomatic........Cute

I have a feeling that that is going on everywhere in the U.S. and we have no idea how many people are CONTAGIOUS, (an infinitely more correct term than "tested positive".........

[wiley]

68. Yes. Trump or Jared or Pence is infected with COVID-19

Hopefully, Lindsey didn't catch it too!

[erronis]

85. If the virus is passed by mouth/anus/genitals then Lindsie has it (or gave it.)

Hey (r)epuglicons, pass it on, please.

[gibraltar72]

3. I'm praying.

[BigmanPigman]

19. I'm praying he invites all his pals for a reunion this weekend....

he'll probably playing golf again this weekend, out of the media's view of course. I hope they share everything and shake hands often.

[pangaia]

33. I don't. Because then they will spread it to others...

[Alwaysna]

41. You pray and I'll think. We can send our thoughts & prayers.

[Upthevibe]

44. I needed that response...

….. Prayers and thoughts, prayers and thoughts.....I hadn't seen that, "Your pray and I'll think" or of course it could be, "You think and I'll pray." That made me giggle.

[sheshe2]

4. HOAX!

FAKE NEWS!

[iluvtennis]

29. LOL 😂 nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

35. Should Trump and Pence die of the cv....

I swear I won't ask God, "why them"?

I might get it next.

[BComplex]

69. If both trump and pence were to die from COVID19, that would make Nancy Pelosi President.

She'd be good at it!

On edit: Then, at the Democratic convention, everyone could decide she's so awesome, she should be the candidate on the Dem side! Would that be great, or what?

[Jarqui]

46. +1,000

it's a fake virus with fake deaths, right?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It was a wretched hive of scum and villainy even before the virus.

Now it's literally and not just morally contagious.

[tclambert]

63. In your scenario, does that make Trump Jabba the Hutt?

Okay, I see the resemblance. And I vote for Stephen Miller as the monkey lizard Salacious Crumb.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

66. Jabba the Trumpp.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Typhoid Trumpie.

[captain queeg]

7. The place needs to be closed off and quarantined.

[33taw]

11. I think they should keep coming there. Bring more of them.

[Karadeniz]

8. About these mtgs there...I bet there are no notes or documentation being made, violating

Archives laws.

[Sucha NastyWoman]

9. Karma - Please!

Please, I’m begging you!!!

[Blue Owl]

10. Always knew it was a cesspool -- but now on a molecular level!

n/t

[Shrike47]

12. They must be rich or important: they were able to get tested.

[doc03]

13. Wow that is 4 times as many as the entire state of West Virginia nt

[hangaleft]

71. Actually, I believe it's infinitely more

Last map I saw showed WV as one of two States with no reported cases of the virus. That may have changed.

[LisaM]

14. I don't wish it on anyone.

But Trump should have been on Washington doing his fucking job, not mixing and mingling. Maybe now Fox News will treat this seriously.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. I do.

[SammyWinstonJack]

78. I do too.

[Roland99]

15. That's nearing 10% of all cases in FL!

[dewsgirl]

18. Oh no, seriously though.😳

[dewsgirl]

16. I wonder what the odds are one of these people aren't

super spreaders?

[C_U_L8R]

17. It must have been the salmon mousse

[A HERETIC I AM]

28. Nice callback!

[ZZenith]

38. Shut up!

Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

[Laelth]

83. But I didn't eat the mousse. n/t

-Laelth

[SMC22307]

20. Didn't Bolsonaro also test positive?

Or maybe that was just a wild rumor flying around...

[Kingofalldems]

22. Just a rumor.

[SMC22307]

26. Maybe positive and being kept under wraps.

Macho man, and all.

[tblue37]

77. His own son said he did, but then walked it back, so I am guessing he

probably did but hopes to get through it alive w/o having to admit it publicly.

[silverweb]

21. Donny's Doom!

That's what COVID-19 is.

[JDC]

23. They're all chip double dippers over there.

[milestogo]

45. And double diapers, some of them.

[JHB]

24. Looks like there are more bugs there than the bed variety.

[Leghorn21]

25. Add this guy, King:

... Friday night Brazil said its charge d'affairs Nestor Forster, who was with Trump and Bolsonaro at the dinner, had also tested positive and had already been quarantining himself....

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/13/815605519/trump-most-likely-to-test-for-coronavirus-after-meeting-foreign-officials

[lunasun]

30. Plus I bet his cheap ass corporation has not instituted any additional cleaning plansince the virus

started . How many more left there sick ?

[Aussie105]

32. To those at Mar-a-lago and the White House: A message.

Keep doing what you are doing.

Congregate in large groups, huddle together for group photos, keep entertaining visiting dignitaries, don't bother with face masks and social separation, don't do the soap or sanitizer hand wash, keep shaking hands!

After all, the virus is Out There, not In Here.
You are too important to get the virus, it's only the plebs outside your sacred grounds that get it. Keep the riff-raff out, and you are fine.
Once the virus has ravaged the ordinary people out there, you can come out of your hallowed places and take your rightful place as leaders of the New Order!

Fox News will back you up on all of the above, so all settled!

[csziggy]

34. Does he think he is Prince Prospero?

But Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his crenellated abbeys. This was an extensive and magnificent structure, the creation of the prince's own eccentric yet august taste. A strong and lofty wall girdled it in. This wall had gates of iron. The courtiers, having entered, brought furnaces and massy hammers and welded the bolts.
https://www.poemuseum.org/the-masque-of-the-red-death

Prince Prospero ended badly.

[CCExile]

36. Typhoid Trump!

[crickets]

39. My heart goes out to the staff. /buzzkill

I do love me a vicious Monty Python joke as much as the next nerd, but...

[dawg day]

40. Wonder where the Aussie minister got his infection?

Was he down there? He was with Ivanka and Barr in DC at one point. Very close to Ivanka. She is now in quarantine.

[Aussie105]

42. The current situation as to who is sick and who is quarantined

is a reflection of what happened 2 or 3 weeks ago.

Unless you have details of who was close to whom, from that past time slot, it's anyone's guess.

Maybe the Australian Dutton fella got it at the White House, or on the plane in either direction, or just breathed in at the wrong moment at the airport, is anyone's guess.

And who the original patient zero is, will never be discovered. Although it is easy to blame China, and conversely, easy for China to blame America.

[eppur_se_muova]

47. Time for 45 to spend a few hours on Hannity's show -- IN PERSON !! nt

[tanyev]

48. Book your wedding at Mar-a-Lago and get a complimentary party favor for all your guests.

[MaryMagdaline]

49. Trump is Patient Zero

The mystery is no more

[ecstatic]

51. Come to Mara Lago... Bedbugs & Corona V included, free of charge!

[Captain Zero]

61. Bedbugs were at the Doral but they could invite some over to see if they would eat the virus

nt

[Marie Marie]

52. Oh Noes!!!!! Not the "Southern White House"!!

[Bluepinky]

53. Trump promised to take the swamp out of Washington,

he has moved it to Mar-a-Lago.

[greenjar_01]

55. ETTD, literally

The whole Merde-Lago shithole is a vector of disease.

[central scrutinizer]

56. They'll announce that Drumpf did test positive

But God Almighty stepped in to protect his anointed one.

[ToxMarz]

57. I'm afraid that Trump may just be so vile

that the Corona virus wouldn't have anything to do with him. Even they have standards.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

58. Mara petri dish !!! Karma is real !!!! . Jesus where's he gonna go

now when he's not working tirelessly for us!

NYers would not welcome the MF back? How about Ireland?

[Captain Zero]

59. It's infested

gotta love that

[lame54]

60. Shut her down

[Jane Austin]

64. Cootie Central!

n/t

[secondwind]

65. Princess Ivanka sat at their table..... hmmm

[rzemanfl]

81. I have been wondering whether those fake breasts will make it harder for her

to breathe when she comes down with COVID-19.

[Talitha]

70. They should buy a tube of Alex Jones' magic toothpaste.

[Elwood P Dowd]

84. Or Jim Bakker's colloidal silver stuff. Just send ole' Jim $200.00, and he

will cure you. Only takes about 12 hours according to him.

[Sloumeau]

72. Let's call it what it now is: Corona-Lago. :) nt

[riversedge]

76. #1

[Takket]

79. who could have predicted Puke-a-Loto would turn into a disease infested cess pool?

[malaise]

80. Notice that he's not there this weekend

effin' coward

[warmfeet]

82. It's where sickness concentrates.

Especially so when the orange abomination is there.