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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMy tip for using less toilet paper
Hold it in as long as possible. It gets harder and needs less paper to wipe.
LOL
I think I've become delirious with despair. Time to stream a movie, I guess.
"Parasite" was waaaaaaaaaay overrated, by the way.
Random thoughts, anybody?
No, I'm not feverish.
hlthe2b
(102,267 posts)Yup and they use no toilet tissue. Thoughts anyone?
I k'eed, I k'eed.
PJMcK
(22,036 posts)We have a house in the Catskills and when I mow the lawn, I find lots of deer droppings and the occasional bear skat.
The bear does not shit in the woods. He shits on my lawn.
hlthe2b
(102,267 posts)CatWoman
(79,301 posts)I prefer baby wipes
maxsolomon
(33,342 posts)Look it up.
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)maxsolomon
(33,342 posts)Confused why they'd have ever come any other way.
PJMcK
(22,036 posts)PJMcK
(22,036 posts)Seriously, in New York City's sewers, they create huge clogs that are exacerbated by the other stuff people shouldn't flush.
Check this out:
https://nypost.com/2019/04/22/nightmarish-fatbergs-are-clogging-new-yorks-sewers/
SWBTATTReg
(22,121 posts)JennyMominFL
(218 posts)You are men. Women use more toilet paper than men.
Goodheart
(5,324 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Chainfire
(17,537 posts)Quit eating and you won't have to hoard groceries.
If you quit eating, in a few days you will quit pooping.
Another option would be to buy a couple of boxes of colonoscopy prep. After an hour you are pooping clear water and there is nothing to wipe... And it tastes sooooo good. (my last one is too fresh in my memory)
If fact, after my prep completion, back in Feb., as an experiment, I shined a flashlight up my butt and I could open my mouth and see the light in the mirror.