Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:16 PM
left-of-center2012 (25,659 posts)
Trump declares coronavirus 'National Day of Prayer', suggests looking to God for 'protection'
The leader of the free world urged people to pray as he continues to receive harsh criticism for his response to the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic.
“It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer,” Trump tweeted. “We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these,” he argued. “No matter where you may be, I encourage you to turn towards prayer in an act of faith. Together, we will easily PREVAIL!” he predicted. https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/trump-declares-coronavirus-national-day-of-prayer-and-suggests-looking-to-god-for-protection/ 
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 Trump declares coronavirus 'National Day of Prayer', suggests looking to God for 'protection' (Original post) |
left-of-center2012 | Mar 2020 | OP |
| tanyev | Mar 2020 | #1 | |
| Phoenix61 | Mar 2020 | #9 | |
| EndlessWire | Mar 2020 | #64 | |
| GReedDiamond | Mar 2020 | #2 | |
| Cha | Mar 2020 | #3 | |
| Flaleftist | Mar 2020 | #4 | |
| NCDem47 | Mar 2020 | #5 | |
| stopbush | Mar 2020 | #6 | |
| John Fante | Mar 2020 | #21 | |
| stopbush | Mar 2020 | #25 | |
| Totally Tunsie | Mar 2020 | #7 | |
| stopbush | Mar 2020 | #11 | |
| Jamastiene | Mar 2020 | #15 | |
| rickyhall | Mar 2020 | #38 | |
| USALiberal | Mar 2020 | #8 | |
| BootinUp | Mar 2020 | #10 | |
| Phoenix61 | Mar 2020 | #12 | |
| Jamastiene | Mar 2020 | #13 | |
| Sugar Smack | Mar 2020 | #58 | |
| Goodheart | Mar 2020 | #14 | |
| Zoonart | Mar 2020 | #16 | |
| Sugar Smack | Mar 2020 | #48 | |
| Sugar Smack | Mar 2020 | #49 | |
| Zoonart | Mar 2020 | #50 | |
| SeattleVet | Mar 2020 | #17 | |
| EndlessWire | Mar 2020 | #65 | |
| Blue Owl | Mar 2020 | #18 | |
| musette_sf | Mar 2020 | #19 | |
| Initech | Mar 2020 | #20 | |
| Beartracks | Mar 2020 | #22 | |
| Beartracks | Mar 2020 | #23 | |
| denem | Mar 2020 | #24 | |
| GulfCoast66 | Mar 2020 | #26 | |
| brewens | Mar 2020 | #27 | |
| Docreed2003 | Mar 2020 | #28 | |
| dalton99a | Mar 2020 | #29 | |
| Ferrets are Cool | Mar 2020 | #30 | |
| GP6971 | Mar 2020 | #31 | |
| Thomas Hurt | Mar 2020 | #32 | |
| Ferrets are Cool | Mar 2020 | #33 | |
| The Velveteen Ocelot | Mar 2020 | #34 | |
| dflprincess | Mar 2020 | #35 | |
| Grokenstein | Mar 2020 | #36 | |
| NotASurfer | Mar 2020 | #37 | |
| walkingman | Mar 2020 | #39 | |
| Dem2 | Mar 2020 | #40 | |
| Olafjoy | Mar 2020 | #41 | |
| pecosbob | Mar 2020 | #42 | |
| Walleye | Mar 2020 | #43 | |
| SammyWinstonJack | Mar 2020 | #44 | |
| StarryNite | Mar 2020 | #45 | |
| EndlessWire | Mar 2020 | #66 | |
| canetoad | Mar 2020 | #46 | |
| Squinch | Mar 2020 | #47 | |
| lpbk2713 | Mar 2020 | #51 | |
| samnsara | Mar 2020 | #52 | |
| Bluethroughu | Mar 2020 | #53 | |
| dewsgirl | Mar 2020 | #54 | |
| Nay | Mar 2020 | #55 | |
| duforsure | Mar 2020 | #56 | |
| Liberal In Texas | Mar 2020 | #57 | |
| Chainfire | Mar 2020 | #59 | |
| Under The Radar | Mar 2020 | #60 | |
| bluedigger | Mar 2020 | #61 | |
| a la izquierda | Mar 2020 | #62 | |
| COLGATE4 | Mar 2020 | #63 | |
| yortsed snacilbuper | May 2020 | #67 |
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:18 PM
tanyev (33,308 posts)
1. "Look to God, because I'm sure as hell not gonna do anything for you."
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:20 PM
GReedDiamond (4,559 posts)
2. Hey Trump, you worthless piece of shit...
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:20 PM
Cha (268,081 posts)
3. Oh Shut UP.. you fucking Demon.. trump dead ass Liar.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:20 PM
4. Yes, we can just pray it away.
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Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:22 PM
stopbush (23,381 posts)
6. Fucking asshole.
Response to stopbush (Reply #6)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:46 PM
21. Not as popular as John 3:16
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But so much funnier.
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Response to John Fante (Reply #21)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:12 PM
stopbush (23,381 posts)
25. But more truthful than John 3:16.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:23 PM
Totally Tunsie (8,904 posts)
7. There are no atheists in foxholes.
Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #7)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:26 PM
stopbush (23,381 posts)
11. Actually, everyone's an atheist in a foxhole.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:25 PM
USALiberal (6,967 posts)
8. God should not need a prayer to do the right thing! Nt
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:25 PM
BootinUp (40,016 posts)
10. This is a joke, right?
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:27 PM
Phoenix61 (9,136 posts)
12. The Onion and Borowitz can't compete with this. nt
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:28 PM
13. I knew that bullshit was coming.
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How can he touch a Bible without it burning him?
I ask a God I don't even believe in every day why we are stuck with Trump. Why not a drunken bonobo? It would do a better job. When I pray next, I will ask God why did a serious pandemic have to happen under this Orange Choad buffoon and all of his idiotic false prophet loving worshipers. That's my biggest next question. Why would God help us now anyhow? Half his followers have quit worshiping him and started worshiping Trump. Maybe they should just keep worshiping Trump and let the rest of us non-stupid people work out something with God to make things better. Every time they pray, things just get worse, because that is what they pray for. They will just be praying for a way to blame it on gay people anyhow. Nobody needs that. This is fucking ridiculous. I cannot believe we went from Obama to this. How far we have fallen. |
Response to Jamastiene (Reply #13)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 08:35 AM
58. I've put some thought into whether or not D. trump is, in fact, Satan.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:29 PM
14. I am God and I laugh at your silly prayers!
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:31 PM
Zoonart (7,304 posts)
16. ...and he did not burst into flames?!
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Response to Zoonart (Reply #16)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:33 AM
48. The only reason for that is it must be Photoshopped!
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Look at those big, pale, male disembodied hands holding a bible.
Can't be real.   |
Response to Sugar Smack (Reply #48)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:34 AM
49. On second thought, the nails are buffed.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:32 PM
17. The only 'prayer' he knows...
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:36 PM
Blue Owl (30,772 posts)
18. This is an 11 on the barf-o-meter
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:39 PM
musette_sf (8,792 posts)
19. God's response:
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:39 PM
Initech (85,641 posts)
20. To quote Stephen Colbert: "This just in, Jesus has quit!"
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:46 PM
22. Reminds me of the story of the man trapped on his roof during a flood.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:48 PM
23. By the way, is that picture of Bible Trump supposed to be real?
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 09:59 PM
denem (11,045 posts)
24. Did the coronavirus answer his prayers?
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:14 PM
GulfCoast66 (10,382 posts)
26. I trust a god I don't believe in more than I do trump.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:15 PM
27. I'm sure the Iranians threw lots of Allah at it. I hope Jesus does better. n/t
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:16 PM
Docreed2003 (12,481 posts)
28. I'm surprised he's not selling Trump Bibles on his website
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:16 PM
dalton99a (57,975 posts)
29. Piece of cake. Just PRAY
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:17 PM
Ferrets are Cool (12,379 posts)
30. FUCK YOU, you lying bastard hypocrite.
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Shit, I HATE this MFer.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:18 PM
GP6971 (19,144 posts)
31. I feel better already! n/t
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:18 PM
32. Trump has admitted on video he believes in neither forgiveness or repentence.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:19 PM
Ferrets are Cool (12,379 posts)
33. And, it's a shitty piece of photoshopping. nt
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:19 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (91,370 posts)
34. While we're talking about the Bible, let me recommend Psalms 109:8-11:
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:22 PM
dflprincess (25,744 posts)
35. Because that worked so well during the outbreaks of plague.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:26 PM
36. March 12th: Step Right Up! Get Your Supernatural Protection Here!
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:30 PM
37. Translation: he screwed up so royally that only Divine intervention can help us
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:38 PM
39. The Anti-Christ has spoken.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:39 PM
Dem2 (8,055 posts)
40. This is a joke, right?
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 10:59 PM
Olafjoy (890 posts)
41. This is so damn embarrassing
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 11:07 PM
42. That's what he suggests?
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 11:49 PM
43. Reminds me of General Patton ordering a good weather prayer.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 01:39 AM
SammyWinstonJack (43,787 posts)
44. Maggot.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 01:49 AM
StarryNite (6,233 posts)
45. Sucking up to his evangelical base.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 02:13 AM
canetoad (12,397 posts)
46. Jesus wept. nt
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:23 AM
Squinch (35,042 posts)
47. What a fuck head.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:50 AM
lpbk2713 (39,212 posts)
51. How about a National Day of Getting Something Constructive Done?
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:54 AM
samnsara (13,797 posts)
52. God-dess is already pissed..this wont appease her..
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:56 AM
53. OMG, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE CRAZY MEIER LADY
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 08:03 AM
dewsgirl (14,411 posts)
54. We are so fucked.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 08:15 AM
Nay (11,518 posts)
55. We know there's no god, Trump, because he hasn't squashed you like a bug yet. So quit
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 08:24 AM
56. My prayers is for someone else
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 08:31 AM
Liberal In Texas (10,413 posts)
57. If it's all the same to you, I'd rather have a national day of mass distribution
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of COVID-19 test kits!
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 08:36 AM
Chainfire (4,647 posts)
59. Perhaps we should take this day or prayer
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 09:09 AM
Under The Radar (2,656 posts)
60. The poster boy for Christianity
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 09:12 AM
bluedigger (16,217 posts)
61. When has magical thinking ever failed us?
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 09:13 AM
a la izquierda (11,063 posts)
62. So glad 14th century "remedies" are making...
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 09:19 AM
COLGATE4 (14,431 posts)
63. Elmer Gantry II
