*** Vanilla Pence Presser thread #1 ****

[underpants]

Ba ba Ba bum bum Ba

[malaise]

1. Rec for the title

[underpants]

14. I tried

Saw Vanilla Ice on the Food Network today

[msongs]

2. puke and vomit about will trump show up lol nt

[LaurenOlimina]

3. Heeeeeere we go.

[underpants]

7. Strength.

The best.

[Brother Buzz]

4. Ha, we have an adult talking. California's Gov Newsom is laying down the straight dope....

and NPR said they would not interrupt Newsom's talk if the times overlap.

[The Genealogist]

5. Pence Pence baby

...word to Mother

[icymist]

6. Squeeze everyone tightly together!

So much for social distancing.

[icymist]

8. Calling our news fake again!

[IcyPeas]

9. FUCK YOU you are the liar not the press

YOU APOLOGIZE FIRST you prick

[underpants]

10. Fake news. Droppped paper.

[IcyPeas]

13. I give up with the press

why don't they treat him the way he treats them and call out his effin lies!!!!

[LaurenOlimina]

11. LET'S NAMECHECK SOME CORPORATIONS!

[spanone]

29. Surprised he's not wearing the company Logos

[Miles Archer]

12. "I'm sure you'll apologize..."

Talking about everything except what people actually care about.

[LaurenOlimina]

15. Oh fuck we are screwed!

babble babble babble

We're doing great!

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKIN VIRUS ?!?!?

[icymist]

16. Concentrating on the Fed and the market again

Saying this will all pass! We see the priority of this sociopath narcissist.

[underpants]

17. RELAX

[PA Democrat]

18. Cut to the chase . WHERE are the test kits?????????

[jls4561]

19. "There's a pent up demand"

Yeah, you idiot, for protective gear in our hospitals and TESTS!

Also, for competent leadership.

[underpants]

20. He looks really weak. RELAX again.

[IcyPeas]

21. how the hell has he not been infected

[mucifer]

34. The devil is protecting him

[greenjar_01]

50. Fuh rilla

[PA Democrat]

22. Nothing but BS.

He thinks we are in better shape than other countries.

I HATE HIM.

[nolabear]

23. What the actual fuck. He cannot complete a sentence.

How many times and ways can he say the same things again and again?

The people around him look worried now, as though they want anybody else to be there.

[IcyPeas]

24. enough with the thanking everyone for chrissake

[LaurenOlimina]

25. Is it just me or did that four-star look more concerned as Trump went on.

[crazylikafox]

28. They're not standing up there laughing anymore

[nolabear]

31. They all look like they'd rather be anywhere else.

[Vinca]

26. The only thing encouraging I've seen so far is the fat king looks flushed.

[Satch59]

27. That dr lady is just like Pence...why does she stare at him lovingly??

Ugh... Pence and his ass kissing just has to stop!!!!

[underpants]

33. She's more qualified than either of them

There's nothing to be gained by negatism.

[jls4561]

37. Looks to me like she is just fighting nausea

[IcyPeas]

30. what about the airports ?

[LaurenOlimina]

32. Hey, is it Mikey's day off from the kneepads?

He hasn't thanked Trump.

[panader0]

35. Is there a link to video? I couldn't find it. n/t

[IcyPeas]

36. here's youtube live

[spanone]

38. Dr. Birx looks like a hostage.

HEY FUCKER PENCE, DO SOMETHING. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TESTS?

[nolabear]

39. This week has not been kind to her.

She’s gone from “It’s all good” to “RUN! RUNNNNN!!!” in the late few days.

[likesmountains 52]

41. Agree, she looks a bit stressed and perhaps bewildered, at the drivel.

[underpants]

45. The tests were rejected

because it as bad news.

[icymist]

40. They still don't want to get it... PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SYMPTOMS SPREAD THIS VIRUS

Testing should be available to ALL Americans. Those in the concentration camps should be addressed.

[Miles Archer]

42. Haberman sums it up in 25 words or less

Maggie Haberman
@maggieNYT

This x 10. Pence is talking about testing, food for the neediest, numbers of cases. The president slammed the media for his own error Friday, praised the Fed and then talked about CEOs.

Link to tweet

[JHB]

43. Shorter version:

Link to tweet

[LaurenOlimina]

44. Wait, 72 hours?

They didn't start working on this until THURSDAY?

[underpants]

47. I missed that bit

?

[LaurenOlimina]

52. He started by thanking the VP for taking an interest in the health commission...

72 hours ago.

[PA Democrat]

46. Did you notice that Pence just took credit for the bill that

Nancy Pelosi worked to get passed?

[LaurenOlimina]

49. yes...

[nolabear]

53. Yeah. Suddenly "We" got it done.

[underpants]

54. He looks like he's about to throw up.

He normally looks looks a Mayonnaise jar wrapped up in a suit.

[spanone]

48. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HEARD THE TESTS ARE COMING??????

The Three Stooges would be doing a better job.

[mucifer]

56. Fauci said several days to a week. So there's that...

[spanone]

58. they said that 2 weeks ago

[mucifer]

59. It's why I don't trust Fauci

[spanone]

60. this is one crazy train.

[OrlandoDem2]

57. I literally just came here to post the same.

[nolabear]

51. They're just letting 45 out for show daily and then trying to minimize his damage.

I mean, next to that rambling, pitiful diatribe he gave Pence looks like, well, a sycophantic asshole but one that can complete a sentence. The others are trying.

I get the sense they’d like nothing better than for “Hey! I’m working on Sunday here!” Spanky to just be gone.

[PA Democrat]

55. He blew it as soon as he opened his mouth stating

"I have great news" and then relayed the info about the fed rate cut. Then said he was "happy", and went on to talk about the gains in the market on Friday.

Damage done. All he cares about is the stock market.