I showered just so I could touch my face for 5 minutes

[TeamPooka]

It was glorious

[Maru Kitteh]

1. LOL! OMG! I almost laughed till it HURT. After work I got in my car,

sneezed, wiped my eyes, scratched the outside of my nose - - - - AND IT WAS GLORIOUS TOOO!

ETA: after which, I sanitized my hands, OF COURSE.

[ret5hd]

2. You've only got 5 minutes and you waste it...

touching your...face???

[dweller]

4. google homonculus

https://www.google.com/search?q=homunculus+brain&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi3vc_AhJ7oAhXiUt8KHbOhB_YQ_AUoAXoECA8QAQ#imgrc=ZfczGCygkZjq1M&imgdii=tWs5QitzG_69pM

✌🏼

[TeamPooka]

6. well, the shower was longer than 5 minutes...

[Laffy Kat]

3. You never realize what a hard habit it is to break.

There must be something comforting about stimulation on the face.

[TeamPooka]

5. Right? Plus when they say DON'T dio it then it's like activating a supermagnet with my hands.

[Laffy Kat]

8. ....

I know! For me, it's my eyes. I never realized how many times I touch my eyes and that's REALLY bad.

[3Hotdogs]

7. Waste of time. I play with sumthin' else when I'm in the shower.

[SunSeeker]

9. LOL

[ret5hd]

10. OK, I tried this.

I started touching my face and my face started kissing my hand. My hand slapped my face.

I'm unsure what I did wrong.