Anyone know where Melania is hiding out?

[42bambi]

[LovingA2andMI]

1. Under a rock....

Like the snake she is....

[BigmanPigman]

3. No, she is under the snake that is already under that rock.

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Does the White House have a Hitler Bunker?

[Totally Tunsie]

39. It has a Tennis Pavilion!

[jls4561]

2. Another "kidney" procedure?

[SCantiGOP]

4. She hangs upside down

in the White House attic.

Bless her heart.

[2naSalit]

5. Maybe...

[Demonaut]

6. working on "be best" or her new tennis courts..."let them eat cake"

[wcmagumba]

7. In a giant walk in closet of pointy shoes or make up lounge....nt

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. Probably in quarantine for getting it.

Or taking precautions.

[Moostache]

9. As long as she stays there, does anyone really care?

I don't really care, do u?

[Freethinker65]

18. +1

[Hoyt]

10. Distancing herself.

[sop]

25. People are saying Trump tested positive, she and the kid are keeping a safe distance.

[Totally Tunsie]

40. She must be thrilled to have such an easy-peasy excuse.

[AC_Mem]

11. Good question

You can't tell me that, with so many that have contracted the virus after being at Mar-a-Lago, that someone in that family has not tested positive. I just don't believe it.

And where is Barr? Haven't seen him either.

A TSA worker at the Orlando airport tested positive, it was in the paper that he said he attended a brunch at Mar-a-Lago. Something is going on there that is BAD (besides the obvious).

////Meanwhile, Orange County’s first case of COVID-19 is a 41-year-old man who said he attended a brunch at Mar-a-Lago, officials announced Saturday. He told health officials he brunched at Trump’s resort in Palm Beach County but didn’t say whether the president was there at the time. The patient has since been placed in self-isolation along with his family.
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-health-coronavirus-update-saturday-march-14-20200314-crtc2wzntrh2nc5g7453ratjty-story.html

[Meadowoak]

21. I read somewhere that Mar-a-lago is closed for a deep cleaning due to covid-19.

[GulfCoast66]

32. I'm thinking you are mixing up narratives.

I’m in South Lake county. I read one of the Orange County cases caught it at Mar-a-lago but the TSA agent was a new case. I mean, why would a low paid TSA agent be there?

Maybe I’m wrong.

[Brother Buzz]

12. She busy trying to find paint lines on the internet for her tennis pavilion

[42bambi]

16. LOL - I Love You All ... you helped relieve some of my tension!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Having her kidneys fortified, perhaps?

[DesertRat]

14. I read somewhere that she's at Mar-a-Lago

[dawg day]

35. She usually stays in Maryland with her parents and son.

Would she leave them to go to that petri dish of a resort?

[DesertRat]

38. I think she was there a week ago when they all were there

Her son's school would be closed now too I'd suppose.

[Skittles]

15. I don't care. Do you?

fucking useless gold digger

[slumcamper]

17. I REALLY Don't Care...Do U?

[LakeArenal]

19. Who?

[Steelrolled]

20. Probably in her residence like the rest of us.

Who cares?

[Blue_true]

23. Likely anywhere that Trump isn't at, that includes in the WH. nt

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Why, grave digging, of course ...

See that smile? Don't tell me she's not excited about the prospect of her freedom.

[JmAln]

30. Don't you mean gold digging?

[littlemissmartypants]

31. Nope, definitely grave. 🙃

[procon]

26. 3rd coffin from the right. nt

[kskiska]

27. She announced, with regret, that the WH Easter egg Roll is canceled.

Now she can spend Easter weekend at Mal-a-Lago.

[sarcasmo]

28. In her new tennis pavilion.

[Brainfodder]

29. I am not sure I could care any less about any human being in this group of cruel maniacs?

Meanwhile I am tired of money money money and the evil in its pursuit?

Too much is at the top and too little is at the bottom, so we have to shake down the top, surely we can think of ways to do that?



Good Luck!

[comradebillyboy]

33. With her boy friend?

[dawg day]

34. She's keeping her son far away from his big quarantined sister-

and his probably-positive father.

[Mountain Mule]

36. She's waiting in the toilet paper line at her local Costco

[Flaleftist]

37. Away from the infectious one?

[arthritisR_US]

41. In the back seat of her limo with the driver.

[MFM008]

42. hopefully in Slovenia

for good.............