If anyone truly wishes to refuse those TrumPayoff checks, I have a suggestion.

[guillaumeb]

I am the official "designated processor" for those refused checks. Simply send them to me and I will handle the rest.

After subtracting a truly nominal handling. processing, and remailing charge, I will quickly send the remainder to your designated recipient. At this point, I estimate that portion to be $15.43.



NOTE: THIS POST IS INTENDED AS SATIRE. iF YOU SEND YOUR CHECK TO ME I WILL ONLY SPEND IT FOOLISHLY.

[Under The Radar]

1. I bet my chainsaw that you don't get a single check

[guillaumeb]

2. If I do, I will buy your chainsaw.

And you can but bathroom paper. Putting the money back into the economy.

[Under The Radar]

6. Sounds like a winner to me

[IowaGuy]

3. It's not my money....

It's being borrowed from our children and grand children without their consent (Another more accurate word would be "stolen".). My wife and I won't spend it, we're putting it in a fund for our grand kids for them to use as they see fit when they are adults.

[guillaumeb]

4. We too will hold it, and help our children if they need it.

We are lucky in that we do not owe anyone a cent. And we do have savings, and 2 pensions, but our youngest was furloughed from her job Monday. Luckily, the oldest and her husband work from home.

Trump will play up this money as he does everything he can to be re-elected and avoid indictment.

[True Blue American]

5. Heard them say they would

Be means tested. Do not spend your check yet.

[guillaumeb]

7. Not to worry. The wealthy will get their checks as bailouts. eom

[True Blue American]

12. But the middle will not.

People need uninsurance benefits and health care, not a check.

Lindsey just told Trump not to send checks.

[guillaumeb]

13. That well tested trickle down theory.

It always fails to accomplish anything for the workers.

[bdamomma]

8. I would give that

money to a local hospital for supplies.

[guillaumeb]

10. That is an excellent idea.

We collect food for 2 local pantries. The shelters in our town are consolidating all clients into one location.

[True Blue American]

14. They should be

Helping food banks now!

[guillaumeb]

15. Agreed.

This situation has the possibility of getting much worse. So far, people are responding well.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. You want us to sign it first, right?

Need our Social Security number also?

[guillaumeb]

11. Of course.

For identification purposes.

[Totally Tunsie]

16. As soon as I finish writing a blog about identity theft, I'll send it right out to you.

Thanks for being so cautious!

[guillaumeb]

17. Nicely done. eom

[forthemiddle]

18. I know this is satire

But for those of you that really don’t need the money, please think about using it to support your local small businesses.

I plan to order out and tipping big with a portion of ours.

[guillaumeb]

19. Agreed.

It seems likely that many small businesses will suffer greatly.