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Texaswitchy

(2,962 posts) Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:17 PM Mar 2020

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Damn Trump was orange today.

Really orange.

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Damn Trump was orange today. (Original Post) Texaswitchy Mar 2020 OP

He cooked his brains Jamastiene Mar 2020 #1

Do we really need to OrangeShame? Rorey Mar 2020 #2

He cannot read. Texaswitchy Mar 2020 #4

I couldn't listen Rorey Mar 2020 #5

He was trying to read the paper in front of him. Texaswitchy Mar 2020 #6

He has COVFEFE-19. There is no sure. John Fante Mar 2020 #3

Probably hitting the tanning grease extra hard Jarqui Mar 2020 #7

TODAY? jls4561 Mar 2020 #8

Jamastiene

(38,206 posts)

1. He cooked his brains

Reply to Texaswitchy (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:19 PM

Mar 2020

in the tanning bed long ago.

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Rorey

(8,514 posts)

2. Do we really need to OrangeShame?

Reply to Texaswitchy (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:20 PM

Mar 2020

Just kidding. Yes, we do!

And I noticed that the weird mark was still on his face.

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Texaswitchy

(2,962 posts)

4. He cannot read.

Reply to Rorey (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:29 PM

Mar 2020

He stumbled all over his self.

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Rorey

(8,514 posts)

5. I couldn't listen

Reply to Texaswitchy (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:39 PM

Mar 2020

I muted the television the second I saw it was on.

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Texaswitchy

(2,962 posts)

6. He was trying to read the paper in front of him.

Reply to Rorey (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:40 PM

Mar 2020

He couldn't.

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John Fante

(3,479 posts)

3. He has COVFEFE-19. There is no sure.

Reply to Texaswitchy (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:28 PM

Mar 2020

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Jarqui

(10,860 posts)

7. Probably hitting the tanning grease extra hard

Reply to Texaswitchy (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:44 PM

Mar 2020

He probably heard UV rays kill the virus in air.

So he probably figures that if he can get an even darker skin color, he'll deceive the virus into thinking UV rays have already cooked it.

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jls4561

(2,930 posts)

8. TODAY?

Reply to Texaswitchy (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2020, 05:58 PM

Mar 2020

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