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gibraltar72

(7,631 posts) Fri Mar 20, 2020, 01:37 PM Mar 2020

Words beginning to fail.

Had run out of epithets to hurl. I was in my "meditation" place a few minutes ago and had a flash back of 60 plus years. I heard my mother. She was saying
"he's enough to gag a maggot on a gut wagon" Please continue the list.

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Words beginning to fail. (Original Post) gibraltar72 Mar 2020 OP

He'd screw up TxVietVet Mar 2020 #1

An old friend who has gone to the dark side gibraltar72 Mar 2020 #3

He's ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. Sugar Smack Mar 2020 #2

Accurately descriptive. nt jrthin Mar 2020 #4

"he's nothing but a puss postule on the butt of America" ananda Mar 2020 #5

I want to post a couple of things my Gunny said... but I don't want to get banned... nt albacore Mar 2020 #6

"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel." nt Atticus Mar 2020 #7

If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. nt Atticus Mar 2020 #8

Puke a buzzard off a gut wagon. WyattKansas Mar 2020 #9

"Gave Him An Enema, You Could Bury Him In A Matchbox" The Magistrate Mar 2020 #10

TxVietVet

(1,907 posts)

1. He'd screw up

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 01:43 PM

Mar 2020

A one cat funeral.

He’d stink up a garbage dump.

He’d gag a puking 🤮 buzzard.

gibraltar72

(7,631 posts)

3. An old friend who has gone to the dark side

Reply to TxVietVet (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 01:45 PM

Mar 2020

would say "He would fuck up a one car train".

Sugar Smack

(18,748 posts)

2. He's ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 01:45 PM

Mar 2020

jrthin

(5,231 posts)

4. Accurately descriptive. nt

Reply to Sugar Smack (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 01:49 PM

Mar 2020

ananda

(35,520 posts)

5. "he's nothing but a puss postule on the butt of America"

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 01:54 PM

Mar 2020

albacore

(2,747 posts)

6. I want to post a couple of things my Gunny said... but I don't want to get banned... nt

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 02:00 PM

Mar 2020

Politically incorrect... offensive to about 90% of people....disgusting... and anatomically impossible.
Oh... wait... that's trump himself, isn't it?

Atticus

(15,124 posts)

7. "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel." nt

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 02:47 PM

Mar 2020

Atticus

(15,124 posts)

8. If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. nt

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 02:50 PM

Mar 2020

WyattKansas

(1,648 posts)

9. Puke a buzzard off a gut wagon.

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Fri Mar 20, 2020, 02:52 PM

Mar 2020

The Magistrate

(96,043 posts)

10. "Gave Him An Enema, You Could Bury Him In A Matchbox"

Reply to gibraltar72 (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 02:52 PM

Mar 2020

"The only good Republicans I ever saw are dead."

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