We have some great minds here so correct me if I'm wrong.

[gibraltar72]

I swear I remember a line in the constitution that stated if the Dow average sank below the amount of people infected in the nation the President could be removed. Does anyone else remember reading that? Or has my ninth day brought hallucinations?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. This is a hallucination!

There wasn't any Dow when our constitution was ratified!

[Moostache]

7. Heresy!!! Of COURSE their was a DOW during the Revolution...

Where else do you think we got the planes for taking the airports from the Brits???

[uppityperson]

2. Kick

[magicarpet]

3. Wait,... wasn't that in the buy-bull,.. Corinthian's 13 ?

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. You might be thinking of Ocean's 11. nt

[jberryhill]

4. On the back. In invisible ink

[unblock]

5. You just keep thinking, butch. That's what you're good at!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. It's not in the Constitution, that's for sure.

The DJI didn't exist when the Constitution was written, nor are there any amendments relating to it. So I'm voting for hallucinations.

[BamaRefugee]

9. You've got it confused with "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit Of Insider Trading"

[hamsterjill]

10. Well, if it's not in there, it should be!!!

[Talitha]

11. Kick