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Mira

(22,380 posts)
Mon Mar 23, 2020, 05:36 PM Mar 2020

LTE this morning. Sardonic Humor at its best.

Last edited Mon Mar 23, 2020, 06:24 PM - Edit history (1)

All his promises

President Trump keeps all his promises! He repealed and replaced Obamacare with health care that is better and less expensive for all Americans. He made Mexico pay for a great border wall.

He made North Korea give up its nuclear weapons. He stopped Iran’s nuclear development and its support for terrorist organizations. He forced the Chinese to stop stealing U.S. technology.

He grew the economy with a GDP increase of 4% and decreased the national debt. He ended the unwinnable Middle East wars that President George W. Bush started. He brought the troops home.

He rebuilt America’s roads and bridges with an incredible infrastructure program. His incredible peace plan reconciled Palestinians and Israelis.

He reopened West Virginia’s coal mines. He released his tax returns for all to see after they were audited.

Mission accomplished! Hail to the chief! Our president has drained the swamp and made America great again despite the fact that everybody was picking on him most unfairly.

Now it’s time to lift the burdens of government from his able shoulders. Let’s give him more time between golf outings to visit his swamp-drainers in their respective prisons.



Larry Roth / Winston-Salem Journal
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LTE this morning. Sardonic Humor at its best. (Original Post) Mira Mar 2020 OP
BRILLIANT! MyOwnPeace Mar 2020 #1
Thank you for the list. Argued yesterday with a friend who claimed Trump has kept every promise. Midnight Writer Mar 2020 #2
Deliberate and self serving ignorance Mira Mar 2020 #3
Most Republican voters won't "get" that this list represents Trump's FAILURE to keep promises. Beartracks Mar 2020 #4

Midnight Writer

(21,719 posts)
2. Thank you for the list. Argued yesterday with a friend who claimed Trump has kept every promise.
Mon Mar 23, 2020, 05:40 PM
Mar 2020

I know actual facts won't sway him, but I like to throw them at him anyway.

Beartracks

(12,801 posts)
4. Most Republican voters won't "get" that this list represents Trump's FAILURE to keep promises.
Mon Mar 23, 2020, 05:48 PM
Mar 2020

Republican voters (especially FOX-watchers) are quite likely to believe that most of these things happened as described. Sad.

Notwithstanding that much of his promises were hogwash in the first place, he certainly hasn't kept them.

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