The secret of trump's hairstyle - he has no forehead (explicit)

[denem]

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/trump-is-finally-harnessing-the-federal-government-to-fight-corona-virus

[secondwind]

1. Ugh, so gross!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Dude's as ugly as an armful of assholes.

From that photo it looks like his head slopes right back under what's left of his hair, and that his head has corners like a cube.

[leftieNanner]

3. Is that Neanderthal or Cro Magnon?

I can never tell the two apart.



God, what a disgusting man.

[2naSalit]

4. It's all that horrid face!

He's not human after all!

[OhZone]

5. Wow!

If that's not photo-shopped, it really looks like his head is misshapen, like a small brain cavity!

[denem]

8. Straight from Vanity Fair.

[tblue37]

6. Funny, but I was looking at this same pic just yesterday & thinking he has a very flat, narrow

forehead and that it might explain his astonishing stupidity and inability to learn anything.

[a kennedy]

7. OMGOSH......Isn't there a way to possibly shrink that photo??

I threw up when I saw it, and I feel sick now.......

[IcyPeas]

9. roger stone too

he has no forehead or back head.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. Zippy!

[NRaleighLiberal]

11. thread win!

[hatrack]

15. I am having fun!

[uponit7771]

13. 👍

[shanti]

20. Oh yeah

I've always thought he looked like Zippy.

[MuseRider]

23. OMG! Zippy!

Way to go!

[denem]

24. Wow.

Head in one!

[uponit7771]

12. The ugliest president ever? He's not shaped right in the head

[C_U_L8R]

14. No brain. No pain.

[ornotna]

16. Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato

[Turin_C3PO]

17. I often wonder

what Frank Zappa would think of all this bullshit we’re dealing with. He would hate Trump, I know that much.

[ornotna]

18. Agreed

I'm sure he would despise him. Think of the songs that could have been written.

[snowybirdie]

19. I have a greatgrandson

who's 5 months old. He was fitted for a therapeutic helmet to help his head form properly. Looks like Donnie never got one!

[samnsara]

21. hes got some of that Neanderthal DNA? Where is his brain?

[procon]

22. Good close up those huge hog jowls.

I have a couple of recipes if anyone is interested...