A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with ...

[Odoreida]

Yep.

Link to tweet

[Chainfire]

1. I may have been wrong all along

There is a God....

[TheBlackAdder]

90. This Twitter Post Will Be My Epitaph

.

.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That one's definitely a potential Darwin Award winner.

[Initech]

11. If he dies, absolutely a contender!

[sarcasmo]

88. Falwell will be tough competition.

[Different Drummer]

29. Beat me to it!

DD

[hlthe2b]

32. Contact the sperm banks--just in case.

[RVN VET71]

73. With toilet-paper cluster!

[The Genealogist]

83. From what I have just seen today...

the Darwin Awards Ceremony is going to go on for about two solid days.

[liberaltrucker]

89. Yep

[BComplex]

108. That picture.

Those eyes.

[MagickMuffin]

3. Gee I didn't think this thing thru

oops my bad.

[BamaRefugee]

4. I'm supposed to be willing to die for young guys like this?

[StarryNite]

10. No way!

I guess he took the saying "eat shit and die" seriously! Dumb ass!

[Odoreida]

55. +1

[redstatebluegirl]

26. Not me, this boomer plans to annoy them for a long time!

[malaise]

35. You win the thread

[Mendocino]

43. Party!

[Grins]

56. His mother must be so proud...

And his father.
And his college.
And...

[Beartracks]

60. Hope he didn't take coronavirus home to her. n/t

[LiberalFighter]

80. His parents probably just as stupid.

[Mariana]

123. The apple usually doesn't fall very far from the tree. nt.

[AZ8theist]

97. And his Undertaker...

[keithbvadu2]

71. Trump level students

[Mendocino]

76. The Corona Kid

Remember the long arm of social media. Try getting a job now Brady Sluder. What a dullard!

[LiberalFighter]

82. I had to post that one.

[Skinner]

51. Rofl

[Demovictory9]

5. with a side of hepatitis?

[Wednesdays]

17. And e. coli

🤮

[DBoon]

27. and tapeworms maybe?

[Initech]

6. I'm shocked, shocked!! Well not that shocked.

[eleny]

7. But he's young

Oh, well. Lesson learned.

[Turin_C3PO]

8. Well, he learned the hard way.

I don’t want him to die but I do hope this teaches him a lesson.

[Dave Starsky]

116. If he hasn't learned THAT lesson by now...

Then I'm pretty sure he's incapable of learning it.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. Potential Darwin candidate.

[patphil]

47. Yeah, I think so too.

[IggleDuer]

49. Or candidate for the next Presidential Medal of Freedom

n/t

[BComplex]

109. LOL! Good one! n/t

[SWBTATTReg]

12. What does one say to this? That they deserved it, or that they were too stupid and a kid ...

to know better, etc.? I admit, I'm not sad for him, I am saving for those possible loved ones of mine (family, friends, neighbors, etc.) that may die in the times to come.

[musicblind]

113. He's 21 n/t

[SWBTATTReg]

125. To be honest with you, most kids I know (nieces, nephews, etc.) don't go licking stuff like that.

There's a limit on horsing around, and it should stop when you are threaten your life/other lives. Anyone is old enough to know that.

[musicblind]

127. I agree! I think I misread your original post.

Sorry!

[LuckyCharms]

13. Ooopsie Fucking Daisy!

[Takket]

14. i sincerely hope if the hospital needs a bed at capacity that he's thrown out on the street

[flibbitygiblets]

98. Lombardy docs stopped treating people 60 years! So in the US, treatment shouldn't be based on age

when our healthcare system becomes overwhelmed like it did in Italy. And with the Covfefe Virus in charge, that is looking increasingly likely.

So. If there are going to be Trump-induced death panels, the criteria for who gets treatment has to be based on one's value to society. This little shit-head, and thousands like him on the beaches and elsewhere last weekend, proves that youth does not automatically equate to social value; and in fact, his cavalier selfishness is a direct threat to humanity at this moment.

(Never thought I'd be saying things like this. But this is where we are.)

[BComplex]

110. Plus, we definitely don't want him spreading his sperm to create any offspring!

There's a good reason we need birth control, and we need to stop population explosion.

[Thomas Hurt]

15. seems he has a narcissism issue like the pig himself.

He is getting attention now.

[PA Democrat]

16. I sincerely hope that he is not preventing other sick people from getting care.

[LisaL]

18. I guess he lost the challenge.

Or does it mean he won it?
Very confusing.

[Hoyt]

19. If he survives, trump will have him at WH for freedom medal or something.

[KayF]

24. replacement for Fauci

Fauci is so negative.

[flibbitygiblets]

117. Then we'll have the doctor from Idiocracy heading up our infectious disease team

"What's wrong with me, doc?"

"You talk all f*ggy and your shit's fucked up dude!"

[sop]

44. Only if the kid also takes Professor Trump's Chloroquine Miracle Elixir and survives

At least Jim Jones only had his people drinking Kool Air, Trump's convinced his imbeciles to lick toilets.

[blueinredohio]

20. That's just sickening, challenge or not.

[lunatica]

21. Big brave man defies Nature. Nature wins. The end.

[panader0]

22. A new put-down,,,,"you toilet licker!"

[FirstLight]

39. haha! DUzy!

fucking idiot....

[malaise]

70. Wicked

[Midnightwalk]

23. What was the possible upside

No matter how it turned out he was always going to be known as a toilet licker.

If he lives another 50 years someone may still come up to him and ask “lick any toilets lately you dumbass”?

[Patterson]

28. You lick one toilet...

[stillcool]

106. slippery slope?

[procon]

25. Another Darwin Award candidate.

His parents must be so proud of their gene pool that produced such a brainless offspring.

[C_U_L8R]

30. Literally, a dip shit.

[dchill]

59. There it is.

[gibraltar72]

31. Put his bed in a bathroom.

[dailytroubadour]

33. And the Charles Darwin lifetime achievement award goes to

The kid who licked a toilet.

[Jirel]

34. Trying for his Darwin Award.

Let's see if he wins one.

[EllieBC]

36. Yes we really need to find a candidate who speaks to buffoons

like this and the spring break kids.

We are sooooo lost without them.

[CanonRay]

40. The Republicans have one!

[yonder]

37. Once you go lick, you'll likely get sick.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

38. Idiotic, revolting, and likely to harm others.

Must be a Republican.

[samnsara]

41. i want to puke just watching it...

[Ponietz]

42. a DU Darwin is premature here

One must eliminate oneself from the gene pool to win a Darwin. (Yesterday, it went to the AZ man who ingested fishbowl cleaner because it contained chloroquine.) Not sure about the veracity of the tweet, either.

“Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.
...
Not a Darwin (but not safe either)
* Whizzing on an electric wire
* Smoking in an oxygen tent
* Being hit by a train or automobile
* Aerosol cans, etc., in the oven
* Climbing into zoo cages
* Falling off precipice while posing or pissing
* Carbon monoxide poisoning
* Most autoerotic deaths
* all too common!“

https://darwinawards.com/rules/

[2naSalit]

67. Thank you!

At a time like this, we need clarification.

[tblue37]

85. You only get a Darwin of you did before reproducing. We don't know if the fishbowl

cleaner guy had reproduced or not. He was over 60.

[Cartoonist]

45. Young Rand nt

[DENVERPOPS]

74. Sorta makes you wonder

about the other politicians who have acquired it, and what or who they have been licking.......

[Hav]

46. This is what people do to get attention nowadays

and this isn't the first thread I see about this absurd challenge. I'm not that old but in my youth, the people might have joked about something stupid like this. I would have never imagined you could find idiots who then actually do this nonsense to get some clicks and internet fame.

Edit after reading some replies on Twitter, I saw some important points: He takes up a hospital bed and would likely receive preferential treatment should they run out of life-saving resources. His actions might have very tragic consequences besides being infected himself.

[LiberalArkie]

64. Yea, but we would have cleaned the toilet with Clorox and lysol first. May have gone to the hospital

with chlorine poisoning tough.

[Cirque du So-What]

48. Play stupid games

Win stupid prizes. This may be the most apt use of that trite phrase I’ve ever used.

[Dopers_Greed]

50. He should be denied medical care

[PaulRevere08]

52. Of all the stupid things to lick!

[zackymilly]

53. He has the commoda virus. n/t

[lastlib]

54. PLEEEAZE don't let him find out about subatomic particles.......!

[dchill]

57. Upon reflection, that behavior seems inadvisable.

In ANY circumstance.

Like, I'd rather DIE than be smart!

[LisaM]

58. He's a kid.

I am a little put off by some of these comments.

[Kittycow]

84. Yeah, he's just a dumbass kid seeking attention.

I called him a dumbass but I have compassion for him and his family. I did many stupid things as a youth and I'm surprised I didn't get killed.

[LisaM]

87. And under peer pressure.

It makes me sad.

[ProfessorGAC]

111. He's An Adult Lisa

He's an adult in college. He knew better, and could have resisted peer pressure.
SMH!

[musicblind]

114. He's 21.

In my opinion, once you're 21, you're an adult.

[LisaM]

122. I prefer to have empathy.

YMMV.

[liberalla]

61. just plain stupid!

geez!

[SunSeeker]

62. And he used up a hospital bed and equipment at a time we don't have enough.

[iluvtennis]

63. Seriously? I know his mama raised him with more sense than that.

[customerserviceguy]

68. Don't bet on it. n/t

[bluestarone]

65. The real question is

How many did this DUMB ASS infect?

[customerserviceguy]

66. What is it

about Twitter that makes some people so incredibly dumbass?

[musicblind]

115. He originally posted on Tiktok.

Though screen-recordings of the video made its round on Twitter, too.

The things people do for clout...

[customerserviceguy]

118. Oh, that should be shut down

Tic Tok is part of China looking to destroy the West.

[MasonDreams]

69. It is not just his stupidity, how many people did he infect, and how many people did they infect?

Now is a little late, but we should fund public schools. In addition, we should have a good basic life skills and socialization program in the curriculum.

Remember Sidney Poitier? We love you Mr. Tibbs

[The Wielding Truth]

91. Exactly! This is so contagious.

[seta1950]

72. 😳

😳😤

[Evolve Dammit]

75. So incredibly stupid. No words

[lpbk2713]

77. There are others more deserving of medical care.

But unfortunately he will be treated equally.

[Submariner]

78. His future wife and kids will be proud to have him as a Hubby and Dad

[Under The Radar]

79. Dang, my money was on Hepatitis.

[abakan]

81. stupid is as stupid does.

I have to wonder if he learned anything. I hope this stupid act is not fatal other wise the lesson is wasted on him.
I bet he made his mother proud.

[snort]

86. In Mother Russia

you have to lick Chernobyl.

[Crunchy Frog]

92. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That'll teach you, you little fuckwit!

[Karma13612]

93. All I can say is

Eeeeeuuuuuuuuu!

What the F?

[Alwaysna]

94. It reminds me of 2 young men who rigged their chain saws to stay running and then threw them at each

Other

[ffr]

95. Natural Selection

in real time.

Now he has nothing to do but read up on it.

[marble falls]

96. And what did you do in the Coronavirus wars, grampa? ...

"Uh ... latrine duty ... sort of ... now go play, grampa's ... errr ... war wounds are actin' up again."

[BigDemVoter]

99. Seriously? No joke?

Fucking IDIOT!

[Politicub]

100. This is an exceptionally bizarre challenge. It borders on more

of a weird fetish or compulsion rather than something challenging.

[sakabatou]

101. *facepalm*

[roamer65]

102. The virus was on that toilet.

That means the number of infected is way higher than we think.

[LisaL]

121. Well, we can't be 100 % sure that he got the virus from that toilet.

If he was out there licking a toilet who knows what else he was doing?
Obviously not sitting home self-isolating.

[Hotler]

103. Are they going to neuter him while he is there?

Can't let that dumb shit breed. I bet his folks are proud. He'll have to move out of state just to get a kiss in the future. what a dick wad.

[Grokenstein]

104. But Buzz, YOLO!!

Get out of that bed, shit-for-brains, and let them use it for someone who deserves care and treatment, who didn't seek disease while attention-chasing.

[Blue Owl]

105. Rim-jobbin' the Grim Reaper

Easy there, kid...

[SiliconValley_Dem]

107. Bless his heart

[musicblind]

112. Oh, yeah. I remember seeing that on my FYP on TikTok.

It had a lot of likes.

People are idiots.

[kairos12]

119. Definitely stealing a bed from a more deserving person.

[Progressive Jones]

120. Fucking loser. nt

[Texaswitchy]

124. I was never that stupid.

Jesus.

[RegexReader]

126. modern medicine can cure a whole lot of things

but have yet to find a cure for stupid.