At the next briefing, a reporter should ask Trump what Easter represents. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. He wouldnt have a clue

What people need to understand is unless the topic impacts his pocketbook, he wont know what it means, and he wont care that he doesnt know.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. "That's a nasty question." NT

[Turbineguy]

3. Oooo.... that's below the belt.

I like it!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

4. Now, this is just my thinking . . .

But when I heard that he wanted to see the US "open" on Easter, it immediately hit me that he would use that as his "resurrection" of the economy and himself back in control and dominating the news cycles. Kind of like: "Just as christ rose on easter, so did the economy AT MY COMMAND."

Don't for a minute think that the timing is a coincidence.

Like Malcolm Nance often says, "Coincidence takes a lot of planning."

[Poiuyt]

5. He always enjoyed Easter as a child when

his father's financial advisor would hide Easter eggs for him.

[sheshe2]

6. Welp.

A photo OP with Sean Spicer as the Easter Bunny.

[customerserviceguy]

7. Here's what I'd imagine he'd say

"Jesus dies, Jesus is buried, Jesus rises from the dead, comes out of the cave where he is buried, and if he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter."