Rudy Giuliani was told not to touch his face

[jberryhill]

So, Lev has to do it for him.

[BamaRefugee]

1. Lev and Igor will conveniently "die" in jail from the virus.

Dead men tell no tales.

Where is Giuliani anyway?????????????

[jberryhill]

3. They're not in jail

Rudy?

Oh, he's feeling chipper:

Link to tweet

[lamp_shade]

2. Is he still alive?

[jberryhill]

4. Tragically, he still lives

[jimfields33]

5. Older people have the habit

A famous newscaster had to tell an elderly person how to cough into their inside arm. It’s tougher for older people to do it. Myself included.

[IcyPeas]

6. that elderly person being

Joe Biden being schooled by Jake Tapper. jake said it was old school to do otherwise.

[jimfields33]

7. I didn't want to call anybody out

I thought I’d generalize.