Live Stream Of Asshole Christian Death Cult

[jberryhill]

They are packing them in at River Church in Florida...

Link to tweet

Miracle delivery from debt. Just pay your seed money.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Why don't we just seal them all in there...

and send in pizza twice a day for the next 3 weeks?

[MLAA]

3. Every other day

Fasting is good for their soul

[csziggy]

14. Just send them one jug of wine and one loaf of bread

Jesus will feed the masses.

[2naSalit]

16. Don't forget a couple dead fish!

[csziggy]

18. Oh, yeah - I forgot the stinking fish!

It's been only about fifty, sixty years since I read that part of the New Testament. I guess my memory is not so good any more.

[aquamarina]

2. Well then, there will be a whole

lot fewer trump voters in about 3 weeks. Idiots, irresponsible idiots.

[RKP5637]

4. ... and poisoned when touched by their god! n/t

[csziggy]

15. Unfortunately, they will take a lot of non-Trump voters

And other people with them.

[RKP5637]

5. What century is this? ... all of this superstitious behavior still clings. n/t

[Demonaut]

6. Yes, a trumper cultist

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/03/27/florida-pastor-says-hell-keep-church-open-during-coronavirus-outbreak-claims-to-have-most-sterile-building-in-america

[SMC22307]

7. There's a Talking Heads joke in there somewhere. (n/t)

[MineralMan]

8. I just looked in. His congregation is cheek to jowl in there.

But Jebus will surely protect them from the pestilence. No doubt about that at all...

[dalton99a]

9. The Lord will grant them immunity

if they make an offering donation TODAY

[if..fish..had..wings]

10. Loaves and Viruses

I am so sick of dangerously idiotic assholes

[mercuryblues]

20. LOL

[Takket]

11. this is insanity..................

these people are going to get others killed.

[pwb]

12. They all suffer from fox news lag.

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[AnotherMother4Peace]

13. And Florida is looking to blame New York for all their recklessness - blind cult members.

[csziggy]

17. While DeSantis is blaming NY he's happy to take their tourist dollars

Because that is exactly what it is all about - where they can make money. They don't give a shit about how many die, not even among their own followers, whether religious or political, as long as they can cash in before the deaths.

[Whiskeytide]

19. Very poor business model for a church. n/t