I'm pretty much betting that Donald Trump turns up Positive soon.

[MineralMan]

He's not distancing, and he's around people all the time.

I'm thinking he's going to get caught in his folly before much more time passes.

We won't know, though, unless he falls seriously ill, which is certainly possible.

[hlthe2b]

1. Odds are...

[MineralMan]

5. Yup.

[charliea]

94. He or his staff are worried...

I read that Mulvaney has been tested twice! Interesting since symptomatic people in hospitals seem to have had trouble getting tested...

[2naSalit]

105. Upper level personnel in governement and military

have priority when treatment or the like is needed for survival. In this case it's the tests. Don't forget, he attempted a leveraged buyout of that vaccine lab in Germany, probably so he could have further control over who dies and doesn't. The wretched fuck.

[3catwoman3]

2. Really, really soon...

...would be really, really fine with me.

[TheBlackAdder]

3. He's positive. It's positive an asshole.

[Joinfortmill]

4. And infect everyone around him

[MineralMan]

7. No doubt.

[qwlauren35]

55. Fauci doesn't deserve it.

So, not everyone.

[madeup64]

98. Kind of says alot

That Fauci is probably the only one that most of us on here would say we wouldn't want that to happen to.

I don't think there's anyone that is in or has been associated with the Trump Administration besides him that I can say I respect.

[Lonestarblue]

84. His whole corrupt family would be fine., too.

Though maybe his grandchildren do not deserve to be sick. I suspect Melania is keeping her distance and keeping Barron out of sight.

[DENVERPOPS]

95. Has anyone seen

Melanoma, Barron, Ivanka, or Jared lately??????????

[charliea]

97. Trump never associates with Pelosi anymore...

So after he and Pence are incapacitated by illness... President Pelosi!

[secondwind]

6. K&R, hoping for a certain posibility

[sop]

8. If he hasn't already. Trump lies about everything, why should this be any different?

[CatMor]

9. I wake up every morning hoping it happened ...

it would be poetic justice.

[gibraltar72]

10. Will be the first positive thing he's done.

[NNadir]

20. +1

[SunSeeker]

103. ...

True dat.

[jls4561]

11. Possibly not - coronavirus doesn't live long on copper surfaces.

The virus probably sees his face and runs like hell. Now all those pasty white guys around him like Pence and Mnuchin...

Edit: for poor typing skills.

[In_The_Wind]

15. good one

[Silent3]

12. Unless the virus has better taste in hosts than that. n/t

[SheltieLover]

13. I'm surprised he isn't ! already

People say he eats fast food exclusively for one thing...made by anyone who could be infected breathing, coughing, sneezing on his food.

And the fact that they are not even modeling social distancing for photo ops...

🤔

[unblock]

14. I put it around 85% he's already got it and 100% he denies it

He could be on a ventilator and they'd say he's just checking out the tremendous equipment.

[NNadir]

16. He'll lie about, unless God kills him in which case we'll be spared listening to his delusions...

...of grandeur.

The fact his that his standing in history will be smaller than his tiny hands, with the same amount of affection as is enjoyed by Mussolini by modern day Italian fascists - I've heard that such people exist.

[GemDigger]

96. Well the good Lord giveth and the good Lord taketh away.

I wish the good Lord would hurry up.

[smirkymonkey]

17. I certainly hope so.

And I hope with all my heart that he does not survive it.

[2naSalit]

106. +1

[Grasswire2]

18. listen to his breathing

Very labored.

Poor Hope Hicks.

[Eyeball_Kid]

53. Why is Hope Hicks an unfortunate victim?

Trumpy-boy needs someone to iron his pants while he's in them. Hope has a special talent for just that task. And I'm sure that Trumpy boy chooses the pants that have a stuck zipper, just to give Hope a little extra something to do.

[Grasswire2]

77. If he has it, she will too. nt

[2naSalit]

107. I wonder what she's charging us/hr

for that. Somehow I suspect more than ironing his pants while he's in them is part of her job description... but I won't speculate further, too gross to think about.

[demtenjeep]

19. if there is a God he would

but I am seriously doubting all the teachings I endured while a child

[notdarkyet]

68. Trump thinks he is god, all the fundies tell him so. So he can't get the virus, he's omnipotent.

[malaise]

21. I'm waiting

waiting, waiting, waiting

[tblue37]

44. See my post #41 below. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. Really, really soon, maybe? Like by the next press conference?

He looks and sounds pretty bad already.

[MineralMan]

23. His breathing is always bad.

But, he doesn't cough. If he coughs, he has it. He never coughs.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

36. Coughing *or* trouble breathing are possible symptoms.

Coughing is most common but he definitely seems to have trouble breathing. There could be a variety of causes of that symptom, of course - none of them good. If he does get the bug, whatever else is wrong with him (and something else is wrong with him notwithstanding his doctors' hostage-video descriptions of his "perfect" health) is likely to, shall we say, change the dynamics of this election year.

[MineralMan]

37. I consider his breathing problems to be a "pre-existing condition"

that will not help him if he gets this virus. Not at all. He's been breathing like that for a long time now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

40. COPD, maybe, or congestive heart failure?

Combine either of those with covid-19 and he'll be pinin' for the fjords like Monty Python's parrot.

[MineralMan]

62. More likely congestive heart failure, I think.

But, I'm not a doctor.

[dewsgirl]

60. He could be taking opiates to suppress the cough.

[bdamomma]

72. A fever too

I wonder if he is being tested everyday.

[lpbk2713]

24. He believes his own line of bullshit.

It shows what an idiot he is.

[dalton99a]

25. I suspect he already had it and recovered, thus explaining his callous attitude

Or rather, more callous than normal

[MineralMan]

28. No, I don't think so.

He's a prime candidate for a very serious case of it. I doubt he would have a mild case.

[dalton99a]

34. If that's the case

then he's more stupid than normal

[GreenPartyVoter]

48. Yes, but maybe he took his miracle cure.

[sprinkleeninow]

65. What, his recommendation of the fish tank cleaner? 🤔

[GreenPartyVoter]

67. It explains why he's so hot on it.

[demtenjeep]

73. I want him to have a raging case of it and still demand to be on TV

so the rest of us can watch him die in real time

[WhiteTara]

108. tell us how you really feel

[Squinch]

26. Fingers crossed!

[niyad]

27. Pretty sure he is positive now. He looks even worse than usual. And I hope he takes his entire team

.with him (except for Fauci).white satan, roseanne, mnmuwhatver, the whole lot of them.

[MissB]

46. Mnmuwhatever

[yonder]

57. Same as #46. Pretty damn funny.

[BComplex]

86. I'm thinking that he looks so bad because he's actually had to WORK for a couple of days.

And he's only working then because he's getting so much attention. But it's time he's usually spending sitting around in his underwear tweeting bullshit for the rest of the world to read.

[rampartc]

29. if so we will never know

don't you think he has stunt doubles?

[MineralMan]

30. No, he has no stunt doubles.

That's just silly.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

38. It would be hard to find anyone else that weird-looking.

Alec Baldwin did a pretty good job for the purpose of comedy, but now that so many people have HDTV it would be difficult to credibly duplicate the bizarre hair and the general look of evil.

[Ilsa]

31. He probably thinks he can't get it or any

Other deadly disease. His lifestyle has always reflected that.

[jberryhill]

32. I doubt it

No respectable virus would want to infect him.

Aside from which, it's professional courtesy.

[marble falls]

33. I think he is already.

[Nonhlanhla]

35. Please God let him not infect Dr. Fauci.

[Wellstone ruled]

39. Watch for I V patches on the back of his right hand.

Notice one last week under his protective Glove.

Immune therapy?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

47. Hard to see on such tiny hands.

[Wellstone ruled]

50. The other day it was

pretty obvious when the Ornage Anus walked to the Podium carrying his briefing Book. The 2 x 3 gauze bandage with the white surgical tape kind of stood out under his protective glove.

[Squinch]

76. No. Main lining adderol.

[tblue37]

41. Well,

[malaise]

49. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Perfect

[Kali]

58. !

[Buns_of_Fire]

42. If he gets it, they'll pump enough drugs in him to make a corpse walk.

The show must go on. Can't disappoint the fans.

[notdarkyet]

70. There is a new blood transfer for cv. Don't know how it works.

[Buns_of_Fire]

75. From what I remember, it was in France, using plasma from patients who'd recovered.

Very limited (5 patients). It might be promising, but no magic bullet yet.

[LiberalArkie]

82. He might even be getting complete blood transfusions from healthy young people.

[coti]

87. Like a fucking vampire. nt

[LiberalArkie]

93. There was high praise for this from the Silicon Valley people.

google "young blood transfusion"

Maybe that is why someone might need a lot of kids in cages?

[ariadne0614]

43. He should volunteer for the sake of the economy. n/t

[niyad]

111. He is, after all, a grandfather. YIKES! It was bad enough thinking of him reproducing!

Bet the gas never sat on his knee!

[0rganism]

45. what are the odds we find out if he does?

seems to me, the GOP's owners will have him tweeting from the grave if it suits their strategy

[ooky]

59. Here is an interesting scenario.

Pence gets sick first and dies, leaving no VP. The House has to approve a new VP, and won't approve a Republican, leaving it vacant.

Then Trump get's sick and has to go on a ventilator, incapacitated, leaving Pelosi next in line.

Do Republicans try to hide that Trump has gone on the ventilator?

[sprinkleeninow]

64. No cellular service in the nether region. eom

[Chainfire]

51. He may have been dead for weeks

Doesn't anyone remember a Weekend at Bernie's??????

Look at his delivery! It is all done with strings, and mirrors and old voice recordings.

Come on folks, God can't get Covid-19.

[qwlauren35]

52. Oh please.

If I was a praying person....

No, karma would get me.

No, karma can't be any worse than this.

Choke on your own blood you lying piece of scum.

[handmade34]

69. our desire

to see him fatally choke on his own blood is the hope for a better future for all the rest of the people in the United States... we are safe from Karma

[BComplex]

90. There ya go! Sacrificing one to save the many.

Works for me as long as it's him .... or Moscow Mitch!

[still_one]

54. Are we referring to Covid 19 or syphilis?

[GETTINGTIRED]

56. strikes as odd.

trump is elderly.

trump by most accounts has drug issues.

trump is unhealthy to what extent we aren't privy.

trump has been in close quarters with some that test positive.

strikes as odd his lack of concern

almost as if he sure he can't or won't get it.

i can't shake the feel

there is more to it

than meets

the

eye.

[dewsgirl]

102. My mind drifts here often..

[bluestarone]

61. I'm really surprised he is not positive now.

I was thinking it's really strange since he's been in Florida. Even all the people around him? Why i don't know, just seems strange!

[sprinkleeninow]

63. I hadn't looked up the etymology, but mb FOOL is derived from folly or vice versa?

[we can do it]

66. I won't cry if he dies.

[bdamomma]

71. oh I believe he

has it. Maybe he will give it to his precious Ivanka.

This monster must be arrested.

[Cousin Dupree]

74. You know, I hate to be this person,but...... he could use a good dose of reality!

[pandr32]

78. One can hope

[TruckFump]

79. It would be KARMA to the max.

Asshole, total asshole.

[OnDoutside]

80. If he doesn't, get everyone on Coke and McDonald's...

[GeorgeGist]

81. One can hope ...

but corona has no better ally than Donald Trump.

[Mariana]

83. I bet he's being tested multiple times a day.

The same is probably true of everyone who comes in contact with him, and their contacts, too. We have no idea what's going on behind the scenes, but I suspect extensive measures are being taken to protect him.

[relayerbob]

85. Even viruses hate him, and don't want to get near him

[Ford_Prefect]

89. Rather like they way they avoided Dick Cheney, or was that just professional courtesy?

[Submariner]

88. From your mouth to God's ear

[The Wizard]

91. Even if he doesn't get it

They'll report that he is positive for#covid45 and his health is so good that he self cured.

[ffr]

92. I'm sure they already have a ventilator for him and other republican loyalists

They're prepared to save themselves. Americans though, all Americans no matter their political affiliation are on their own.

[burrowowl]

99. No

The Devil is protecting him to do his work concha know?

[Kablooie]

100. I hope you're right. He needs to sample his wares.

But God protects babies and fools so he's got God's protection.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

101. He's never talked about his test. The WH doctor said he was tested and the results were negative.

Trump one time stumbled and mumbled about taking the test. Knowing him, however, and knowing how painful the test is (I've had a flu test done before and it felt like the swab was being shoved into my brain), I can't believe he hasn't gone on and on about having done it and how painful it was.

I doubt Fat Donnie has been given the test; he's just assuming that if he ignores the coronavirus (a word he won't use -- he calls it "the virus" ) it won't affect him.

I'm rooting for the coronavirus.

[SunSeeker]

104. The tests have been running up to 40% false negative. nt

[Blue Owl]

109. Odds are good, but the goods are odd

Somehow that miserable idiot will be immune or just a carrier

[yonder]

110. Typhoid Donnie.