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Tue Mar 31, 2020, 04:43 PM

Can somebody with a stronger stomach than mine keep me/us apprised...

..of what trump is blathering at the update currently on TV?

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Reply Can somebody with a stronger stomach than mine keep me/us apprised... (Original post)
albacore Mar 2020 OP
sop Mar 2020 #1
Newest Reality Mar 2020 #2
Karadeniz Mar 2020 #6
Newest Reality Mar 2020 #8
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Mar 2020 #3
Karadeniz Mar 2020 #7
Brother Buzz Mar 2020 #4
albacore Mar 2020 #5
JHB Mar 2020 #9
montana_hazeleyes Mar 2020 #10
JHB Mar 2020 #11
montana_hazeleyes Mar 2020 #12

Response to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 04:50 PM

1. He's a lot more somber today. Still, he can't stop saying the worst will be over in two weeks.

Some expert probably told Trump "the worst will come in two weeks," so he's ignoring that fact and putting it through his Trump Bullshit Machine.

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 04:54 PM

2. Sure...

"Snorf! Gruntmoan. Campaingy rally me! Grokess deathy 100K less is goodum. Ho ho! Beutifocomomy toocum, Ino, Ino, Ino. Stupidwisdom spekish right wurdz. Blah! BLAH! Big Blah! Dependsafullnow. Orangerer podium head balloon, SNORF! UGH! Grunt. Sniff, sniff. Allbow to emperobeseness!!! Knowz to messup, notresponzabullish."

Not easy to transcribe.

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Response to Newest Reality (Reply #2)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:06 PM

6. But you did a magnificent job...I completely got his message. Thanks!

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Response to Karadeniz (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:08 PM

8. Well,

You are very welcome!

It's not a thankless job after all! LOL!

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 04:57 PM

3. Not watching it, but I can summarize it for you:

What a beautiful day for a pandemic! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! "We're fortunate to have your strong leadership, Mr. President..." Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! "I'll be the one sending out your checks!" Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! That's a nasty question. You suck as a reporter. CNN sucks. Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Thank me, Mr. President.

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Response to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #3)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:08 PM

7. You're qualified to apply as a speechwriter for His Egoness!

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:01 PM

4. The orange anus is blathering about the light at the end of the tunnel and we're almost home free...

and Dr Fauci is suggesting it's in inbound train.



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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:07 PM

5. Thanks...

I expect that New Reality and Last Liberal in PS have it right, too, but I can't stand to watch or hear that man's voice, and I wondered if he was going to have a major announcement...you know.. lockdown and such.
I did notice that they are using the IHME projections, which are the best around.

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:09 PM

9. Your stomach doesn't want to know.

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Response to JHB (Reply #9)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:27 PM

10. 29,000 posts JHB!

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Response to montana_hazeleyes (Reply #10)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:38 PM

11. Thanks for noticing. I hadn't.

Wait, now I've ruined it! That lovely triple-0, GONE! Dammit!



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Response to JHB (Reply #11)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:44 PM

12. Lol.

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