Yay! Cheap gas! Too bad nobody can go anywhere you fat pompous ass

[BamaRefugee]

[Newest Reality]

1. Well,

We could all gas up for a big, drive off a cliff with Trump and the Corona Gang, gala event. I mean, that's where he is trying to take us anyway. Why not make it a race to the finish?

[Totally Tunsie]

2. Bananas are $.10 a pound, but we don't have any.

[BamaRefugee]

3. Beautiful bananas. Some say the greatest bananas

[Totally Tunsie]

4. "Like no-one has ever seen before.

Maybe they are; maybe they aren't We'll see."

[ProfessorGAC]

6. But, People Are Sayin'...

...they're perfect!

[Totally Tunsie]

7. "Perfect...

just like the letter was perfect. It was the best letter."

[BamaRefugee]

13. And those tests that EVERYONE can get...they're beautiful

[Fullduplexxx]

9. Everyone beat me to it

[underpants]

5. Cruise ships are cheap now too

Just saying

[BamaRefugee]

14. Free bananas in every cabin.

[Totally Tunsie]

17. Oh, so that's where all the bananas went.

Hmmmph.

[procon]

8. Trump's donor class in Big Oil is losing money

because everyone is staying home and not driving. This is likely to continue even after the corona virus subsides because the jobs lost will not be returning.

Big Oil is trying to recoup their lost revenue by jacking up the price at the pump. Don't be fooled, when the climate control measures are repealed, the oil companies, in collusion with Saudis Arabia and Russia, will find ways to add their own surcharges to spike the price.

[LisaL]

10. Well, we could probably drive around in circles.

[former9thward]

11. Truckers are going somewhere.

How do you think the food is getting to your table. Somebody is shipping it and somebody is delivering it. All use gas. Gas is used at every step in the supply chain. Airline cargo planes are using to bring supplies from all over the world and the U.S. to different places. They use gas. It is great for working people that gas is cheap.

[Blue Owl]

12. Shove a gas pump up tRump's ass and start filling

n/t

[BamaRefugee]

15. His ass is a SOURCE of gas!

[JHB]

16. Or for more visual appeal...