First person I actually know has the Trumpvirus.

[captain queeg]

My nephews wife has it, so he’s in isolation too. Back in Ohio. Just heard it so don’t have any details but they’re both young and in good health.

[Roland99]

1. Sister of a former neighbor has it. My wife is friends with the former neighbor

And she has a friend in AZ that we believe has it - but she can’t be tested!

And she has another friend in Vegas who also can’t be tested

So much for “Anybody that wants a test can get a test”

[customerserviceguy]

2. My lady

has a cousin whose wife has it. Defiantly, she and another cousin went to see a Broadway show the day before they closed all of the plays down. Her Facebook post with pictures of the outing said, "Coronavirus be damned!"

I like her, she's my favorite beer drinking buddy from the family, but she's apparently not the sharpest tool in the shed.