Trump pivots, becomes competent, saves country from Republicans.

[Beartracks]

April Fool's Day, obviously!

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[LaurenOlimina]

1. Awwww.... man.

[Brainfodder]

2. Proven impossible without a brain transplant, already hundreds of times?

[Blecht]

3. The only way that fantasy could become reality

Trump and Pence resign at the same time.

Pelosi becomes President.

[2naSalit]

6. +1

[wendyb-NC]

4. Uh. You got me.

[2naSalit]

5. I see what you did there. ...nt

[unblock]

7. the irony is that one sincere speech about unifying the country, tackling adversity together,

would actually give him a big political boost.

remember how shrub, divisive and incompetent, easily soared to 90% approval right after 9/11, merely because he temporarily eased up on being a divisive sh*thead. he couldn't fix the incompetent part, but that didn't matter because it's america wants to come together in a crisis.

but donnie can't even figure that out. he's so divisive and so incompetent, he can't even fake sincerity enough to give a unifying speech.