Oh look, Trump brought his emotional support animal to today's press conference.

[Yavin4]

Atty. Gen. William Barr

[jaysunb]

1. And, the Military brass. n/t

[magicarpet]

5. Thems stupid hick generals thems don't know nothin smart like trdump does.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. What I want to see.....is Barr stuffed into a small carrying case

and shoved under the seat in front of you.

Otherwise he has to be checked.

[MyOwnPeace]

6. Oh, that is SUCH a visual.........

and I'd pay plenty to see it come true!!!!
Question is: are there enough rubber gloves still around to handle this process?

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Probably not!

[FiveGoodMen]

23. I'm pretty sure that a trash compactor would be needed

[Bernardo de La Paz]

24. Give him an enema and the husk will collapse into a small ball. . . . nt

[MyOwnPeace]

26. Shouldn't be a problem -

a history of hot air supported by corrupt leaders. Doesn't help the ozone though.

[A HERETIC I AM]

34. As Christopher Hitchens said of Jerry Falwell on his passing;

"If you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox"

Man, but did we lose Hitchens way too early!!

[machoneman]

32. It would take 4 suticases to fit that lardass!

[Totally Tunsie]

3. Lap dog.

[CaptYossarian]

28. If a cross between a Shar Pei and a St. Bernard fits on a lap.

[Solomon]

4. Narcotics operation??!!

Wtf!!!!

[Yavin4]

9. Unbelievable.

Everything is designed as a campaign ad.

[sarge43]

12. That's all he knows how to do - art of the scam. n/t

[Thomas Hurt]

8. as long as he doesn't start licking his own balls...

[Marie Marie]

25. Or sniffing Trump's butt. I would however, like to see him humping Trump's leg.

[COLGATE4]

27. If he could, he would. But since he can't

he has Pence and Barr on hand for the job.

[C_U_L8R]

10. AG Droopy

[bubbazero]

13. Oh, that is SOOOOOO on Target, Thanks

[Evolve Dammit]

19. Yes! Droopy Dog. I knew it. He lives on in Bill Barr!

[turbinetree]

29. Perfect.................

[a kennedy]

11. Now that was very funny......lap dog indeed.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. His Support Animal Is A Snake?

And a stupid snake, at that!

[Ferrets are Cool]

15. Since I wont watch one second of that bastard, I thought you were going to say

Malaria.

[bucolic_frolic]

16. Trump is trying to fill epidemiological and financial black holes

Companies are all zombies except for food and internet technology, unemployment is spiking, people are ending their car leases, there's insufficient cash flow to pay for everything, corporate bailouts are coming

[Botany]

17. Droopy Dawg

[Evolve Dammit]

20. That's him!

[uponit7771]

21. +1

[Botany]

22. I take full credit for Barr ad Droopy Dawg

I posted that meme about 1 year ago.

[Aussie105]

18. Press conference?

Anyone still watching those propaganda sessions dressed up as a 'press conference'?

Trump: I'm taking this really seriously, now, yes I am, trust me bigly on that!
Behind the scenes: crickets. Interspersed with the sound of cows chewing in the back paddock. Only the odd cry from front line workers 'Not waving, drowning!' disrupts the silence.

[TygrBright]

30. Not many people have an Emotional Support Walrus.... n/t

[BigDemVoter]

31. You mean his emotional support HOG?

[Skittles]

33. STOP IT BigDemVoter

yer killing me